bird 9,599 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: I haven't drunk coffee in twenty odd years now. Nothing wrong with the stuff. Dunno. Just sort of drifted over to tea. But, I Do like a nice, strong brew. And shit tons of it! Can't have a dry throat. Funny. When I was about sixteen, I was living in the woods with this old bloke who was a stickler for his routine. Every morning; Egg on toast. Big cup of milky tea. Then, off for a little route march around the woods. And every fukking time, I'd get barely twenty minutes into it when; " Hold up, mate. God! I've just gotta ..... Skaaaaaarrkkk!!! " And I'd shit through a small girls wedding ring at forty yards! I s'pose that's what they now call " Lactose Intolerance "? Name for every fukking thing, these days. Like to see them put a name on what shot out of my guts, every time! well , i am the same really, mine the name is IBS carnt eat this carnt that, carnt drink any booze now, no full English breakfast , curries , etc thing i used to enjoy or i be on the the bog all day, and end of thjat day you feel like death warmed up , if eat or drink more than say 2 cans of lager thats only 2 on sunday night nothing mond - sat only tea or coffee , but drink 2 pints of water every day, supposed to be very good for the gut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 No booze? No Full english? No curry?!? If the fukkers then said 'No sprouts'? I think I'd kill them, then myself. Christ, no! WTF good is a life where you can't Enjoy a bit of it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 9,599 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Ken's Deputy said: No booze? No Full english? No curry?!? If the fukkers then said 'No sprouts'? I think I'd kill them, then myself. Christ, no! WTF good is a life where you can't Enjoy a bit of it? 100% mate deff, i tell you what life does get me down now, you think to your self what have i got to enjoy my self today when you wake up in the morning , well the simple answer is sweet fook all , you can have millions in the bank, and a beautiful young fit woman in bed with you, but if you feel un well , if you dont eat certain foods , and if drink booze , whats the point of it ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Fukk me, Bird. What can I say? " Merry Xmass and a Happy New Year ". Why does that sound about as hollow as a fukking PM saying; " We're all in this together! " ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 @jetro cake on left is what my mum made this was smuggled into the country cake in tub is the first the wife made. She has just iced it the other day. I have munched 1/2 already lol.wife made a bollocks of the marzipan and icing, it’s only on the top cake on the right is the replacement for what I ate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Keeping things festive 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ted Newgent 4,896 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 To be fair this thread is joyful and entertaining it’s made life a bit more jovial TBF Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 4 hours ago, Ted Newgent said: Keeping things festive 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 (edited) I was looking at Christmas decorations in our local garden centre/animal feed place yesterday. Unfortunately they were still cordoned off because under these insane rules they are deemed non essential & thus too dangerous to pick up along with your compost & chicken feed. Happy Christmas Edited November 20, 2020 by Accip74 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Accip74 said: I was looking at Christmas decorations in our local garden centre/animal feed place yesterday. Unfortunately they were still cordoned off because under these insane rules they are deemed non essential & thus too dangerous to pick up along with your compost & chicken feed. Happy Christmas The same in the bigger shops in the city here, you can go into b and q, and the likes, buy power tools, kitchens bathrooms, a whole house if needed, buy not a bit of tinsel. Cant understand that logic My local feed/hardware shop, has there x mas section open, he said he won't close, things are tough enough. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Also, no clothes shopping, everything else, but x mas decorations and clothes. Atb j Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,465 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, jetro said: The same in the bigger shops in the city here, you can go into b and q, and the likes, buy power tools, kitchens bathrooms, a whole house if needed, buy not a bit of tinsel. Cant understand that logic My local feed/hardware shop, has there x mas section open, he said he won't close, things are tough enough. Atb j Wispey (if you have one close by) are selling them mate, wife and kids came home with a load of nonsense the other day but they were happy so that’s the main job Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, WILF said: Wispey (if you have one close by) are selling them mate, wife and kids came home with a load of nonsense the other day but they were happy so that’s the main job Thanks wilf. No, we're all good here on that front, it's the thinking behind the non selling of the decorations and clothes I can't understand. Who and why, came up with this idea. Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, jetro said: The same in the bigger shops in the city here, you can go into b and q, and the likes, buy power tools, kitchens bathrooms, a whole house if needed, buy not a bit of tinsel. Cant understand that logic My local feed/hardware shop, has there x mas section open, he said he won't close, things are tough enough. Atb j All last week I was in & out of our equivalent to B&Q. Almost everything in the shop was accessible except blinds & some bathroom fixtures Forget logic mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jetro 5,349 Posted November 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Accip74 said: All last week I was in & out of our equivalent to B&Q. Almost everything in the shop was accessible except blinds & some bathroom fixtures Forget logic mate The same here, taped off like a major crime scene, with security to stop people touching the displays lol Atb j 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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