With age, comes clarity.

[stumfelter 3,034]

Does anyone else enjoy the comfort of a sit down piss?

[king 12,030]

3 minutes ago, stumfelter said:

Does anyone else enjoy the comfort of a sit down piss?

Christ no.you got to hammer the length after a piss.or once the beast is put back into the boxers.a piss dribble is a real possibility.

One thing I self taught myself the first piss of the morning the piss hard was very annoying standing back a few foot and all the leaning forward etc.

So I slammed the length on the side of the sink.and miraculously the piss hard dropped of very quick good indian trick that..

[shaaark 11,484]

10 minutes ago, king said:

That's it at 20 odd the pub still has a grip on you and messing about etc.

When the wearing of slippers is an enjoyable event you know you've aged a bit lol

 

 

In my dressing gown now, very comfortable. .............  what sort of thoughts have I just put in your mind?!! That was NOT a come on!

[Bobtheferret 1,277]

6 minutes ago, stumfelter said:

Does anyone else enjoy the comfort of a sit down piss?

That cracked me up

[iworkwhippets 13,187]

Just now, Bobtheferret said:

That cracked me up

and me ive been doing it fer yonks

[king 12,030]

4 minutes ago, shaaark said:

In my dressing gown now, very comfortable. .............  what sort of thoughts have I just put in your mind?!! That was NOT a come on!

I haven't moved onto the gown stage yet.a few years and I will be there lol.

[Astanley 11,659]

I think age  is a bit of a trade off ,you lose a bit physically ,gain a bit mentally ,all in all I prefer being old .

[Greb147 6,810]

Just now, king said:

I haven't moved onto the gown stage yet.a few years and I will be there lol.

You've moved on to retirement stage instead.... 

[shaaark 11,484]

Just now, king said:

I haven't moved onto the gown stage yet.a few years and I will be there lol.

Aint got my slippers on though, I overheat with slippers and gown on lol

[jetro 5,349]

8 minutes ago, shaaark said:

In my dressing gown now, very comfortable. .............  what sort of thoughts have I just put in your mind?!! That was NOT a come on!

Silk one ?

Atb j 

[king 12,030]

Just now, shaaark said:

Aint got my slippers on though, I overheat with slippers and gown on lol

I've had 3 pairs of slippers this year.and my 19yr old lad.had taxed all of them.

So he must be due a gown at about 25yr old the way he's going..

I remember my grandfather wearing my grans tights to work in the Winter.stockings he called them.he said they keep you very warm.

Fair play to him..

[jetro 5,349]

I think as you get older, you start to find out your true self worth, and how others value you.

Lately for me, it's been as much as I do for others, the more or less I do is how I'm valued by them. 

Also if you have a differant view or opinion on things, and not go with the flock, your viewed as less worthy.

Atb j 

[jetro 5,349]

2 minutes ago, king said:

I've had 3 pairs of slippers this year.and my 19yr old lad.had taxed all of them.

So he must be due a gown at about 25yr old the way he's going..

I remember my grandfather wearing my grans tights to work in the Winter.stockings he called them.he said they keep you very warm.

Fair play to him..

No slippers, but yes to crocs 

Atb j 

[shaaark 11,484]

3 minutes ago, Astanley said:

I think age  is a bit of a trade off ,you lose a bit physically ,gain a bit mentally ,all in all I prefer being old .

I sometimes see lads out on the town etc, getting up to allsorts, pissed up etc, and I think to myself, 'thank f**k that stage of my life is a distant memory'.

Don't suppose I'm that old really, just packed a lot of stupidity into my 20's and early30's years lol

[king 12,030]

8 minutes ago, Greb147 said:

You've moved on to retirement stage instead.... 

Watch and learn dogfox..