Night Walker 591 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Have you thought about a campervan Keith? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Right look lads, ive binsat here that long im taking root, and can feel a touch of rigors coming on, so im gonna make my 300th cup of tea. then if theres any volunteers amongst you, ive took my teeth out, they are in soak, ive took my Imodium, I just need carrying over to the settee , oh I might need winding, I suffer heavily with flatulence thank you 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, samuria said: i thought it was between the interested parties. ie you and a couple in the colchester area? then the council just checked both parties agree and that's it.... swap away my cousin once did that just looked on the exchange register ????? yes its simple mate, but as yet, no one wants to move from Colchester to staffordshire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,678 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 hours ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I wouldn’t live there if my life depended on it . Rather move to Kosovo Jaywick is only up the road a lad i know sold his van and bought a house there 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
samuria 331 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: yes its simple mate, but as yet, no one wants to move from Colchester to staffordshire shame that, would be your easier route Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 ok lads, thanks ever so much, at least im on Colchester borough homes ltd but a long wait in front of me,,gnasher has once again kindly stepped in with help, but i do appreciate that theres others well before me, spose im clutching at straws, then clutch i will, i will in all honesty, welcome a decent little caravan, on a farm, i couldn't care less, give me a bed, somewhere to cook, a row of privets, to ablute, and im gone 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 jaywick I remember that place well, lived in Sudbury many years ago, I used to love the tranquillity of the place Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,678 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: jaywick I remember that place well, lived in Sudbury many years ago, I used to love the tranquillity of the place Not anymore mate its like Beirut 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Not anymore mate its like Beirut yes Ray there was a tv series on about the place a while back shame, I actually liked it there Edited June 5, 2020 by iworkwhippets Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 14,600 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 29 minutes ago, gnasher16 said: Jaywick is only up the road a lad i know sold his van and bought a house there https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-essex-46047494 gold Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,401 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Right it’s like this, get onto the council, tell them your situation and say that you need to be in a warden controlled gaff somewhere......lay on all the illness, suicidal thoughts, medical condition stuff and get your daughter to say you need looked after. You May have to wait a few months but keep pestering and there’s a good chance you will get sorted. As for registering with a doctor, good luck with that in Essex ! Lol ........you may find it hard, but it may be different round there. If your thinking of moving to jay wick don’t waste your time, just move into your dustbin and have some smack head piss up the side of it 3 times a week......it’s better ! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, WILF said: Right it’s like this, get onto the council, tell them your situation and say that you need to be in a warden controlled gaff somewhere......lay on all the illness, suicidal thoughts, medical condition stuff and get your daughter to say you need looked after. You May have to wait a few months but keep pestering and there’s a good chance you will get sorted. As for registering with a doctor, good luck with that in Essex ! Lol ........you may find it hard, but it may be different round there. If your thinking of moving to jay wick don’t waste your time, just move into your dustbin and have some smack head piss up the side of it 3 times a week......it’s better ! Behave yourself Wilfred, how the hell can I move into my dustbin when some thieving guttersnipe has pinched the bugger, suicidal been there, cant bring myself to use that wilf to get my means Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,401 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Just now, iworkwhippets said: Behave yourself Wilfred, how the hell can I move into my dustbin when some thieving guttersnipe has pinched the bugger, suicidal been there, cant bring myself to use that wilf to get my means Mate, you have to use every means possible.....the council housing list in Essex is gigantic, 10,000 on the waiting list just in Thurrock never mind all the rest of Essex. If you ain’t prepared to lay it on then you won’t get anywhere, period ! Do not as an older person go moving into some smack alley mobile home in Jaywick or Clacton.....you’ll be dead in a year after living in misery. Thats my advice pal, take it or leave it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 ive sunk as low as im prepared to go, done this done that, and ive been in some horrible dark places over the past few months and would you believe the comfort ive had had from you lot a mere dog forum. but now, and I never would have believed it, im on the up, but into a world im not to keen on at the moment, never the less I aim to try live a little now, all I want now is to be near her, I love her, I don't deserve her but shes accepted me, yes of course shes asked me to go live with her, and it really hit me hard in refusing, I mean come on, suppose we didn't hjt it off grew to hate each other, no I will persevere theres summat out there I just cant wait im an impatient man 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 10 minutes ago, WILF said: Mate, you have to use every means possible.....the council housing list in Essex is gigantic, 10,000 on the waiting list just in Thurrock never mind all the rest of Essex. If you ain’t prepared to lay it on then you won’t get anywhere, period ! Do not as an older person go moving into some smack alley mobile home in Jaywick or Clacton.....you’ll be dead in a year after living in misery. Thats my advice pal, take it or leave it cheers wilf Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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