lurcherman 887 13,408 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: I will rip ya left leg off pal, n daub ya face wi soppy end, im a real nasty pc of work I’m only small and 7 stone I want no piece of you !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,087 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: I’m only small and 7 stone I want no piece of you !!! nooooo mate your reading me wrong, get ketchup, socks, whoever else think they are hard, and I will rip ya livers out 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Fukc that I’m out Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,087 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Just now, socks said: Fukc that I’m out lol cheers ken, or is it allan, f****d if I no lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 I will be whoever you want me to be mate just do t rip any of my limbs off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JDHUNTING 1,817 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 1 hour ago, iworkwhippets said: im f'''''cked all roads everything I do theres a catch, usually money, but I wont give up, a roof a bed, summat to cook on, and im off Just get a caravan and stick it were you want if they try and move you on just jump on floor and claim you can't breathe, some boot polish may help also 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,008 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 50 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: thanks, but some folks read things wrong, an apostrophe mark in the wrong place, could be offensive to some, ive no time fer offensive The authors of the mid sentence full stops are the ones to steer clear of 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,649 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: There’s a caravan on gumtree for 3 grand but ground rent is 4K a year you can live there for 11 months of the year it’s in st oysth Clacton il try find the ad keith I wouldn’t live there if my life depended on it . Rather move to Kosovo 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,087 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 35 minutes ago, JDHUNTING said: Just get a caravan and stick it were you want if they try and move you on just jump on floor and claim you can't breathe, some boot polish may help also I did think about the boot polish matey Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,649 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Can you not just move in with her ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,408 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 40 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: I wouldn’t live there if my life depended on it . Rather move to Kosovo Better than the road side ? Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,649 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 2 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Better than the road side ? Lol Have you been to jaywick? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,087 Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 3 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Have you been to jaywick? lol I have years ago when I lived in Sudbury suffolk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,649 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 That caravan is next door like living next in Ethiopia and saying at least it’s not Somalia 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,408 Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 6 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said: Have you been to jaywick? Yes ! Of course what a glorious place 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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