garyw 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 i trust you as much as id trust a monkey with a hand grenade. you cant put it where it wont go up there for thinking down there for dancing. shes got more chins than a chinese phone book. i have to get pissed to act like this whats your excuse. heres 10 p go phone all your mates. im off now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Knifebar 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 She's as popular as Mongoose milk in a Spar Shop She's got a face that would stop clocks She could clip hedges with her tongue Lower than chewing gum stuck to a hens foot There's more hair on a frogs back. Knifebar Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popgun 0 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 Hes as thick as a bag of hammers hes as artfull as a wagon load of monkeys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
timjim 43 Posted March 2, 2008 Report Share Posted March 2, 2008 as bald as a badgers arse she has a face like a careless bee keeper ( my fave saying of all time ) and one from close to home, i`ll be there now in a minute Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Geoff.C 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 Some great sayings on here, I have taken ages to read them, eyes full of tears!! One or two more. "Tha could ride bare arse to London on that". (Criticizing a blunt knife) She/ He's as mad as a box of frogs. It's cold enough for a walking stick! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
swanseajack 227 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 .............WORKING BEDLINGTON............. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FERRETBOY 680 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 im sweating like a glass blowers arse as rear as rocking horse shit if you see a weasel piss in his ear rew Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gaz 284 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 She had a body from baywatch but a face from crimewatch........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alvaflyer 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 never forget this one a lad said to one of my friends who was flat in the breast area "you have tits like the hills in holland" she was well happy till we told her holland was mostly flat mandy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) Was always told this one by my great uncle. 'Two thing in life you will never see boy, a poor farmer nor a dead donkey' Just thought of another couple! If you can piss you can paint If its a pain in the arse your doing it wrong! Edited March 3, 2008 by masmiffy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lgray88 4 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 as much use as a whore without a c**t dry as a nuns chun how your pilly for blackheads Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T78 4 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 as rough as a badgers ar*s. as tight as a ducks ar*se. and,my favourite....... if i had a face like yours,id teach my ar*e to sing!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 sweating like a pedo on a school bus! yeah i know a little close Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deitwm01 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 (edited) He's got the skin of his ar*e on his fore head ( grumpy) you'r enough to give an aspirin a headache you can eat an apple through a letterbox Edited March 3, 2008 by deitwm01 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotlandforever 0 Posted March 3, 2008 Report Share Posted March 3, 2008 sweating like a nun in a cucumber factory tighter than two coats of paint chuff like a wizards sleeve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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