stephen58 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Hi k9wpg loved the reply typical Scouse humour! still laughing whilst I;m typing this nice one!! Steve Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scotlandforever 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 "you are as tight as a cammels arse in a sand storm" -----dunno were a heard that "i'm as happy as a gippsys dog with 2 cocks" --------- still game Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rabitin girl 16 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 That dog will never be any good as long as its got a hole in its ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paddy.t 5 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Cut its horns off and wipe its arse, my mate when he gets asked how he wants his steak. love that one mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Face like a bag of smashed crabs! He could sell sand to the Arabs! Flat as a witches tit! Mouth like Ghandi's flip flop! Mouth like an Arabs dab! As daft as a bottle of chips! As dull as a hedge! Too stupid to throw sh*t at! If wit was made of rubber, you wouldn't have enough to make a flip flop for a one legged budgie! Daft as ar*eholes! I'm so tired, I could sleep on a chickens lip! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Urchin 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 neither arsehole nor watercress - is my favourite from back home, means neither one thing nor the other we also have - sitting there like piffy Black ovver bill's mother's (if there's a storm brewing) round here they say he's got his arse in his hand (if someone is in a mood) i like odd sayings, i kinda collect them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilky 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 She's got tits like spaniels ears And pissflaps like John Waynes saddlebags Couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel Like a pig in a poke If it wasn't for his nose, his eyes would be fighting Teeth like dominoes, three blank Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night If it wasn't for the pio-rea, diorrhea and gonorrhea, she'd be a bonny lass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,966 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 If I wanted to listen to an arsehole i'd fart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 IF YOUR COCK WAS AS BIG AS YER MOUTH YOU WOULDNT BE SAD LONELY GIT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
new2hunting 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 (edited) bout as usefull as a 3 legged rocking horse at the grand national Edited January 9, 2008 by new2hunting Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghengis 4 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Your about as much use as a spare prick at a wedding. Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good as much use as a chocolate tea pot face like a slapped ass Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 Woman are like pavement slabs! if you lay them properly the first time! you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
new2hunting 0 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 colder than a polar bears nuts Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fishfish 17 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 as welcome as a fart in a space suit! (Dave allen) wouldnt give a chilvers dag! (i think HFW made this one up!) if she were a duck sheed sink! = a woman of questionable virtue! bats for leiscestershire = gay could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! (a woman of extrordinary falatial prowess!) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullx 12 Posted January 10, 2008 Report Share Posted January 10, 2008 WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS GOOD FOR THE GANDER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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