stork 1 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 As pissed as a tramps matrice Ive seen more life in a tramps vest About as much use as a choco fire guard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonesy 111 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Your about as useful as a nuns c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 You will have someones eye out with that as soft as a bishops cock as pissed as a bob howler A face like a trod on chip Hows ya belly for spots Hows ya fanny for crabs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fish 148 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 be glad when im fed up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tattooed 3 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 if my mom had balls she would be my farther,thats one to start us off on yonder hill ther stood a dookit,its no ther now cause sum c*nt took!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Major Badger 2 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Let the dog see the rabbit ( Let me have a look) You're like f*cking horse shit.........always in the road! ( I think you're in my way!! ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 A STANDING PRICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FUBAR 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 As dry as a nuns tit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 when God was giving out brains ; you were not even in the queue !!! when God was giving out brains ; you were not even in the queue !!! WHEN GOD WAS GIVING BRAINS OUT YOU WHERE FIRST IN THE QUEUE TROUBLE IS YOU HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR EVERYONE ELSE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest k9wpg Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 SPREAD OUT IN A BUNCH Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FUBAR 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 My boss is that tight he would skin a fart for twopence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 5,966 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Cut its horns off and wipe its arse, my mate when he gets asked how he wants his steak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 hows yer hole???? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest flint Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 (edited) i hope your shit turns to razor blades and you get dioreah Edited January 9, 2008 by flint Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FUBAR 0 Posted January 9, 2008 Report Share Posted January 9, 2008 Like a dog with two dicks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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