The way forward

[my hounds 306]

By eck this cross is the way forward this advert is the most descriptive(may be a good thing?) I have seen and the names beat this and the price LOL.  https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/2672855-pwk9-eu-imp-deerhound-x-serbian-whippet-ormskirk.html

[Bangersanmash 2,375]

Socks tucked in tracksuit bottoms Nike trainers  looks a [BANNED TEXT] c**t

[poxon 5,555]

The way backwards! excellent sales pitch of breeding to try an relieve some one of a near £800 no mention on what the parents worked or how they worked or age  just talk of pedigree An trying to fool the gullible there be buying in to something special an will end up with something special 

[Bangersanmash 2,375]

6 minutes ago, poxon said:

The way backwards! excellent sales pitch of breeding to try an relieve some one of a near £800 no mention on what the parents worked or how they worked or age  just talk of pedigree An trying to fool the gullible there be buying in to something special an will end up with something special 

End up with a rubbing rag lol

[MH1 1,805]

"Fully off lead trained, 'heel' or 'foos' commanded to stay by side until release command issued. Entirely remote and Prong collar trained."

No wonder he won't leave the side if he's getting zapped or poked every time lol

[poxon 5,555]

26 minutes ago, MH1 said:

"Fully off lead trained, 'heel' or 'foos' commanded to stay by side until release command issued. Entirely remote and Prong collar trained."

No wonder he won't leave the side if he's getting zapped or poked every time lol

Robot dog

[Daniel cain 42,889]

Bit about the symmetrical brindle stripes was as far as I got... Fruitcake

[Penda 3,218]

I dunno about anybody else but I'm in

[Penda 3,218]

1 hour ago, MH1 said:

"Fully off lead trained, 'heel' or 'foos' commanded to stay by side until release command issued. Entirely remote and Prong collar trained."

No wonder he won't leave the side if he's getting zapped or poked every time lol

I use the same method on my kids stops the little feckers running off  

[Penda 3,218]

I do have to laugh at all the hip scoring lark that people buy into a dog hips are never gonna be the same through its life for 1 reason or another it's all a money spinner for the vets Fair play to them though if people are happy to cough up the money that's up to them 

[Blackmag 5,870]

I doubt he wrote that lot out what the feck did most of it mean and why is he pulling its tail 

Edited May 3, 2020 by Blackmag

[low plains drifter 9,464]

1 hour ago, Daniel cain said:

Bit about the symmetrical brindle stripes was as far as I got... Fruitcake

Ye of little faith

go faster stripes don't come as standard

You know ?

[MH1 1,805]

He's knocked 100 quid off lol

[shaaark 10,135]

13 minutes ago, low plains drifter said:

Ye of little faith

go faster stripes don't come as standard

You know ?

And if you want to risk breaking the law  and take a chance on lamping a few mice, symmetrical brindling will give the dog an 'edge' over your more common brindle

[The Field Hunter 130]

Wow rose bud ears with good rotation I'll have two of those as long as he doesn't rip me off with the tactical lead