Daniel cain 48,198 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 if you hit a big furry clodge finger blasting back in the 80's....you knew you'd hit the jackpot lol,wouldn't wash your hands until you had 'top lip swiped your mates on a Monday morning in assembly 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trigger2 3,285 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 48 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: if you hit a big furry clodge finger blasting back in the 80's....you knew you'd hit the jackpot lol,wouldn't wash your hands until you had 'top lip swiped your mates on a Monday morning in assembly . The swipe your mates top lip manoeuvre, something we have all done during a youth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,418 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 Id break someones face if they put any smelly fishy fingers near me and with hair comes B O. No thanks 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dytkos 17,917 Posted January 7, 2019 Report Share Posted January 7, 2019 10 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: Id break someones face if they put any smelly fishy fingers near me and with hair comes B O. No thanks You sound tough. Cheers, D. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,147 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 No Muff too tuff We Dive at Five!! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,122 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 On 07/01/2019 at 08:50, lurcherman 887 said: Id break someones face if they put any smelly fishy fingers near me and with hair comes B O. No thanks Wee snowflake hing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,418 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, low plains drifter said: Wee snowflake hing Crack on eating the hairy bowl 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 48,198 Posted January 8, 2019 Report Share Posted January 8, 2019 1 hour ago, lurcherman 887 said: Crack on eating the hairy bowl kev you sound like the kind of guy to ask a girl....'can I have a 68 and owe you 1' you won't hold on to a women for long if you don't drink from the furry cup kid 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dinosaurs 2,147 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 7 hours ago, lurcherman 887 said: Crack on eating the hairy bowl Once you get passed the smell you got it licked!! Atb 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jiggy 3,209 Posted January 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 8 hours ago, W. Katchum said: Don’t mind a hairy fanny tbh but when a chick has a hairy arse it time to get to fcuk out a dodge Quite common in the farming community. Romantic phrases too like stop talking and lob it into me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 On 07/01/2019 at 01:00, lurcherman 887 said: Hair on a women is filth. Apart from head hair ovbiously.. Is that your vagina Kevin 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Fcuking so jealous I never found that come on jevin. If you don’t laugh at that you jews really are morbid as fcuk I pissed myself when I seen it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,418 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Didnt even crack a smirk.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 41 minutes ago, lurcherman 887 said: Didnt even crack a smirk.. Now you know how your wallet feels you prick 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,418 Posted January 9, 2019 Report Share Posted January 9, 2019 Piss off pete you junkie 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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