I'm looking for a new assistant manager at work............

[Jonjon79 13,340]

.......... And, today I get a CV come through - have a look at the interest and hobbies 

[Rabid 1,936]

Got the job then, welcome dinner of roast squirrel and rabbit pie

[Jonjon79 13,340]

Squirrel shepherds pie, anyone?  

[Jonjon79 13,340]

2 minutes ago, Rabid said:

Got the job then, welcome dinner of roast squirrel and rabbit pie

Bloody hell, that was quick Rob

 ....... I was just sorting my punch line post

[villaman 9,979]

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So do I get the job then 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

2 minutes ago, villaman said:

So do I get the job then 

Yes, you can bring the ice cream for afters  

 

[walshie 2,804]

These people seem to think you have to be a pasty faced weedy veggie to be an animal lover. I'm an animal lover and I looooove meat. 

[villaman 9,979]

3 minutes ago, walshie said:

These people seem to think you have to be a pasty faced weedy veggie to be an animal lover. I'm an animal lover and I looooove meat. 

I did hear you like a bit of meat in you 

[villaman 9,979]

37 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said:

Yes, you can bring the ice cream for afters  

 

Not the off white one , the one which looks like a Muslim  grooming gang 

[Jonjon79 13,340]

39 minutes ago, John d said:

When you posting it?

Very good  

[dytkos 17,536]

Was shortlisted but didn't get a decent job about 3 years back. Looked on my prospective boss's Linked in page - interests: Animal rights and welfare activist ffs

Would have been interesting lol

Cheers, D.

[walshie 2,804]

47 minutes ago, villaman said:

I did hear you like a bit of meat in you 

  I haven't even got an airgun.

[WILF 44,300]

1 hour ago, Jonjon79 said:

.......... And, today I get a CV come through - have a look at the interest and hobbies 

Never mind that, they just sound a very, very, very boring person.........

[Jonjon79 13,340]

1 minute ago, WILF said:

Never mind that, they just sound a very, very, very boring person.........

The rest of the CV is actually pretty good - it's just that curve ball at the end.

 

I imagine she won't like me putting rabbits and pigeons in the fridge when I've been out before work.

[WILF 44,300]

1 minute ago, Jonjon79 said:

The rest of the CV is actually pretty good - it's just that curve ball at the end.

 

I imagine she won't like me putting rabbits and pigeons in the fridge when I've been out before work.

f**k sake, they will be a bundle of chuckles!........3 months and you will be saying to yourself “why did I employ this boring c**t !”