peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 2 hours ago, Daniel cain said: Hose pipe sounds the best imo crickets a close second..... I'd just send my Mrs around to punch her f***ing head in personally..... Would it not be less hassle to just post a few pics of yourself through her letter box. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 17 hours ago, peterhunter86 said: If you pm mushroom off here he will go around and rape and kick fcuk out of her,that will stop the party's for a while. I'm in Croatia right now, so it'll take me a while to pop round and there'll be no raping or beating of women only me joining the party........ is she fit? ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 minute ago, mushroom said: I'm in Croatia right now, so it'll take me a while to pop round and there'll be no raping or beating of women only me joining the party........ is she fit? ? She's fit for the Scrapyard that's about it! ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 It's ok I just read that she looks like shit.... I'll stick with the beauties ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Just now, mushroom said: I'm in Croatia right now, so it'll take me a while to pop round and there'll be no raping or beating of women only me joining the party........ is she fit? ? Sopose after a few beer's and a fcuk load of class A you won't give a fcuk if she's fit or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,110 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: Sopose after a few beer's and a fcuk load of class A you won't give a fcuk if she's fit or not. I stay away from class A's mate... too much to do on a day to be bollockeds up ? @TOMO cheeky b*****d lol have you seen the women I pull..... plus you've a mug only a blind man with no hands could love ? Edited March 26, 2018 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,122 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 1 hour ago, peterhunter86 said: Would it not be less hassle to just post a few pics of yourself through her letter box. I don't have any problems where I live with my neighbours Pete..... Everyone knows the Mrs does boxing and mma on the estate...... And I'm a horrible unapproachable c**t that's always dragging carcasses /gun slips out the motor at unearthly hours, to be fair no cnut under 40 will look at me, that suits me fine 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 36 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: I don't have any problems where I live with my neighbours Pete..... Everyone knows the Mrs does boxing and mma on the estate...... And I'm a horrible unapproachable c**t that's always dragging carcasses /gun slips out the motor at unearthly hours, to be fair no cnut under 40 will look at me, that suits me fine She does MDMA? Giz some. ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,122 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Kerny92 said: She does MDMA? Giz some. ? Ask her for some... She wire your f***ing jaw for you kid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kerny92 1,246 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Ask her for some... She wire your f***ing jaw for you kid Definitely will if she's handing that out, get a right gurn on that stuff lad. ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,437 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 A mdma taking mma wrestling wife dan mate no wonder you look like a jap pow ? 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 50 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: Ask her for some... She wire your f***ing jaw for you kid Kinky bitch,just my type. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel cain 49,122 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 16 minutes ago, peterhunter86 said: Kinky bitch,just my type. I've been known to enjoy a good thrashing with the riding crop and sweaty jodhpurs 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
steve66 3,767 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 10 minutes ago, Daniel cain said: I've been known to enjoy a good thrashing with the riding crop and sweaty jodhpurs Hope the mrs don't catch you if she does mma lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 11,248 Posted March 26, 2018 Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 23 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: If she up till 7 wait till 9 an crank the stereo Up bit of prodigy or slip knot works wonders. Smack me bitch up full blast on repeat ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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