VOON 1,313 Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 6 hours ago, mushroom said: You just have to up ya game Del love, not lie to them ?? I just tell them I'm a tripod and that usually seals the deal..... But I'll tell ya, there are some freaks out there. Some bird sent me naked pics last night, one with her arse in the air, cheeks spread with a full butt gape going on ??? Give her my number......it's been a while and I'll stick in antin' at this stage.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 7 hours ago, mushroom said: Mate they're all at it lol my ex did things on Skype, when she was in Austria or germany for work to tease me, that you wouldn't believe. TBH I thank her and loved it ? Sex is awesome but has also lost its meaning with the younger generation. They think slapping a fanny or choking on a cock, like in the porn films is gonna make everything ok Works for me ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,397 Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 My mate meet his now wife on one he put no kids she then said she had 2 after a while she said ive 4 two older ones plus the two younger ones he still married her now he moans about all the grief they do anything he moans at them and Its your no my dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Completly out the blue i've just met a 6ft blonde very smart 25/26 year old horsey woman that i knew way back through ratting.we swapped numbers and are messaging through whatsapp. A dick pic is a nono at the moment so how should i play it.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: Maybe try local boots or summat for a product to tone down ye gingerishness before ye send her a pic? an deffo shave yer balls an that before dick pic as not a person on this planet likes ginger pubes???? Thing is i'm unshaved in filthy rags and she called me back and it was her idea to swap numbers. Must be my personality. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, ginger beard said: Thing is i'm unshaved in filthy rags and she called me back and it was her idea to swap numbers. Must be my personality. Maybe she's drunk? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, forest of dean redneck said: Maybe she's drunk? No she was driving. I give it 3 days before i hear those horrible words ''oh no just friends maybe'' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackmaggie 3,375 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 days feck me your optimistic ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 1 minute ago, ginger beard said: No she was driving. I give it 3 days before i hear those horrible words ''oh no just friends maybe'' Pics or it didn't happen,like tb25 ? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Be honest what is it ye think that puts em off ye? ? To be honest i don't know. i don't get many but the one's i do are f***ing smart. I think i'm just a cool motherfucker. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Thinking about it i might just ask her to be f**k buddys through the summer only but she could be good for getting permission. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 Love a woman in jodhpurs ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,190 Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Buy wife some then? I was thinking jolly coopers riders not Clarissa on a struggling cart horse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 11 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Ye honestly think he can keep a woman happy that long????? I kept 3 happy 5 or 6 years ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ginger beard 4,652 Posted January 28, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 14 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Not that happy if you resorting to wanking an apps? Wrong but i don't care.just been listening to adele with lyrics. I'm just thinking how many little gingers we'll have. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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