green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) Well after stuffing meself aplenty after getting out with the dogs over crimbo , decided to give the Alpen a try after hearing a few off here are Avin it instead of a cooked brekki so after taking the dogs out in two lots come back starving like mr Marvin . Not to sure how you cook Alpen so put hot milk on it and et it at first I got this euphoric high like I was on my way to a healthy body and mind , that soon wore off and I started thinking about horses with a nose bag full of oats then it was all gone , I soon started to question what it is that I want out of life and it ain't alpen , might give it another go next yr lol Edited December 28, 2017 by green lurchers 3 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,183 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Lololololol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, Lenmcharristar said: Lololololol It's been twenty minutes now since I alpend and it's left me suicidal I'm hearing voices I got flashbacks it's getting a bit to much . Lost count of the number of times I've said sorry to me stomach and found me self making promises" it will all be good in the end and I will make it up to you " 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 That's feral!? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 9,183 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Just now, green lurchers said: It's been twenty minutes now since I alpend and it's left me suicidal I'm hearing voices I got flashbacks it's getting a bit to much . Lost count of the number of times I've said sorry to me stomach and found me self making promises" it will all be good in the end and I will make it up to you " Lololol the army marches on its stomach, as the saying goes but your right about it being like horse feed 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 That stuff is shyte. If we were meant to eat that we would be born as a rodent. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 I just put the milk back in the fridge and there's all kinds of deliscous looking food waving at me , I now feel that 1 bowl of alpen could be my downfall , wat will my stomach think if I necked another bowl full tomoro morning? , will I make it through today , I'm breaking out in sweat and even thinking of downing a few bottles of Stella that keep waving at me , it's no good I've succumbed to the mind games and knocked up this beauty smoked salmon scrambled eggs in a toasted bagel , my pulse has returned my heart rate has slowed , my state of mind is back , all in in it feels like it was just a big dream and I was chained up and force fed nutri bars and alpen as some kind of crimbo punishment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,835 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 Ah,the full alpen,well done,i hope that's your new years resolution you'll be joining a gym or jogging next 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 I feel reborn and back to normal now ?? just a warning to you all dont try that Alpen at home alone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 1 minute ago, mackem said: Ah,the full alpen,well done,i hope that's your new years resolution you'll be joining a gym or jogging next No Mack it's wretched stuff made by demons and witches this on the other hand is food made by belly loving food gods 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
green lurchers 16,372 Posted December 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Mister Gain said: That stuff is shyte. If we were meant to eat that we would be born as a rodent. Thanks for your support while I was in a bad place mr g ? Edited December 28, 2017 by green lurchers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 tried it once never again ,I had porridge this morning 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,191 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 I worked in a museli factory once ,I would never eat the shite for sure. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Gain 1,759 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 10 minutes ago, green lurchers said: Thanks for your support while I was in a bad place mr g ? There's a cereal worse than that mate... Special K, you lose weight just looking at it, you have a large bowl and you are still hungry, in fact you stay hungry until you see sense and rustle up some proper grub. Glad to see you relapsed towards some salmon and eggs 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted December 28, 2017 Report Share Posted December 28, 2017 One things for sure, none of us are getting out alive and most wont make 85 plus.......if you are eating nice fresh grub then sample everything the world has to offer...... Conclusion being: life’s just too f***ing short for Alpen and cereal !!! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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