marshman 7,758 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Women f***ing move your stuff and it's never there when you want it , it was right there I knew where it was and now it's gone b*****d !!! 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Ain't that the truth. I swear I can be in the room watching TV and she will come in pick up a book on the side and move it to the other end of the cupboard and walk out. WTF is that about? 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted January 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Sabotage that's what it is its me Bellman box it was in my bag with my nets and stuff and there's a bag of her stuff there . It's alright I'm down the road I'll borrow me mates . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,651 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Apparently it's called 'tidying up' or some such thing. I constantly find that things have been moved from where I'd left them conveniently on floor, and where I knew where to find them, and been hidden in a cupboard or a drawer or some other stupid place. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Drives me nuts, then they deny knowledge, let you look for it for an hour then say ooh I might have seen it in such and such arggh. hahaha fookin true deff, ive nearly strangled this bugger, ive had to go out of the room and count to 10 , if it wasn't for a good shag / blow job ,they be no good to a man lets face it , most blokes can knock bit of grub up to day, do shopping, and keep the house clean if they want to , but most prob like me are idle fookers count to ten lads it deff works 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,327 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Women f***ing move your stuff and it's never there when you want it , it was right there I knew where it was and now it's gone b*****d !!!de ja vous Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 You,ve just got to beat them at their own game......wait till shes all tarted up to go out then hide her favourite perfume in your tool box with a " don't ask me " look on your face. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,327 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 You,ve just got to beat them at their own game......wait till shes all tarted up to go out then hide her favourite perfume in your tool box with a " don't ask me " look on your face.can you smell onions? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 You,ve just got to beat them at their own game......wait till shes all tarted up to go out then hide her favourite perfume in your tool box with a " don't ask me " look on your face. Spot on idea gnash ... now where the fukc did she put my tool box ??????? ......... 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 You,ve just got to beat them at their own game......wait till shes all tarted up to go out then hide her favourite perfume in your tool box with a " don't ask me " look on your face. Spot on idea gnash ... now where the fukc did she put my tool box ??????? ......... l Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,913 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Mines always moaning that I ask her where everything is, saying I can't find nothing for myself etc... well if she didn't keep hiding it I wouldn't need to keep asked my her ffs 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
neil cooney 10,416 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Sabotage that's what it is its me Bellman box it was in my bag with my nets and stuff and there's a bag of her stuff there . It's alright I'm down the road I'll borrow me mates . Marshman, just tell herself that you need to find your bag of stuff because the bank cards where in it. She'll tell you exactly where she put it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Me to the wife " have you seen my orange knife " her .."it's on the worktop " ..Me " it's not I've looked " .. her " have you looked properly " ..Me " yes , it's not there " ...her " you sure " ..Me " yes positive " her " if I come down ?" She comes down walks into the kitchen finds the fcuking thing straight away ??????...I swear she hides things just so she can mug me off ... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,913 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Me to the wife " have you seen my orange knife " her .."it's on the worktop " ..Me " it's not I've looked " .. her " have you looked properly " ..Me " yes , it's not there " ...her " you sure " ..Me " yes positive " her " if I come down " She comes down walks into the kitchen finds the fcuking thing straight away ...I swear she hides things just so she can mug me off ... Yeah that's the usual here mate... all smug with herself when she hands it over..." what would you do without me eh?" Well for starters not hide shit... lol 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lenmcharristar 10,327 Posted January 2, 2017 Report Share Posted January 2, 2017 Me to the wife " have you seen my orange knife " her .."it's on the worktop " ..Me " it's not I've looked " .. her " have you looked properly " ..Me " yes , it's not there " ...her " you sure " ..Me " yes positive " her " if I come down " She comes down walks into the kitchen finds the fcuking thing straight away ...I swear she hides things just so she can mug me off ... Yeah that's the usual here mate... all smug with herself when she hands it over..." what would you do without me eh?" Well for starters not hide shit... lol the other halves, ehh lololol all from the same feckin mold 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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