gnasher16 31,364 Posted December 2, 2016 Report Share Posted December 2, 2016 Apparently i gave the wife a bit of a clump while i was asleep last night i said sorry treacle i was dreaming this geezer Socks off the internet was chasing me down the road with a Fray Bentos pie in his hand ! Its tough going through life with a constant desire for revenge......on a pie ! so you were dreaming about socks,,,, was he wearing his chaps Stockings suspenders,stilletos and a stetson actually.........and even that wasn't as scarey as the pie ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Apparently i gave the wife a bit of a clump while i was asleep last night i said sorry treacle i was dreaming this geezer Socks off the internet was chasing me down the road with a Fray Bentos pie in his hand ! Its tough going through life with a constant desire for revenge......on a pie ! so you were dreaming about socks,,,, was he wearing his chaps Stockings suspenders,stilletos and a stetson actually.........and even that wasn't as scarey as the pie ! How fukcing dare you ... I wouldn't be seen dead in a Stetson ....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MIK 4,763 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Celery who the fuk invented that shit ......working in Asia I've seen some sites ....I'm in rural Thailand at the moment and everything is either hot or o ya fuker that's hot . I remember years ago I was in Philippines right out in the middle of no where and we used to drink at this bush bar ...this bird came in and took a shine to me she had a wee blue carrier bag I asked her what was in. It ...she said Balut...it was duck eggs with fermented baby duck in it ...she cracked one open and eat it and the smell was horrific ....there was a green slime in the shell and she gulped that down ....i can stomach most things but that made me boak.....I could smell it on her breathe all night ....banged fuk out of her later but never kissed her Sacrilege,balut is great,the green slime in with the crunchy bones of the duck embryo are really savoury,try it sometime,mind you one of my mates once vomited like a dog after taking a little bite. I will eat most things mate but that balut was a bit too far ....not a fan of fried chicken feet out here either Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Back in the day I remember going down on a lass as she was on her phone to her mum..al never forget that smell 15 year on. Never out my head between and bitchers legs since Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DogFox123 1,379 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Back in the day I remember going down on a lass as she was on her phone to her mum..al never forget that smell 15 year on. Never out my head between and bitchers legs since Dogs ain't the cleanest of creatures I guess.... ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 This bitch was fresh..just had a smelly fanny mate..anyway put me of for life... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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