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Do they need to be pregnant?

Not for the snoring they dont! mines like an angry old scap yard rottie ,ive had people down stairs ,and shes in bed upstairs growling/snorring away ,they cant believe it!Im ok if i get to sleep first ,a few ales and a magical coffee help !

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nope. Iv got 6 weeks left till my missus drops and its in full winge mode now.   Luckily iv got a 3 year old who keeps trying to take ferrets up to her bedroom at every opertunity so I'm managing t

They eat and cry a lot too

Do they need to be pregnant? ?

Do they ever do anything but moan

Nope, they are not content unless they have something to gripe about.....they need it like a drug......incapable of sitting quietly saying nothing without spouting endless shite most of the time........peace and quiet is not a lot to ask for lol

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Poor lads only none her a few months his self.you wait to the honeymoon is over.no more sex or blow jobs

Do you not mind keepdiggin being your step daddy

They been bonding really well ;)

 

Till he sends him to his room for being bold

 

 

Tb is just glad his new stepdad isn't an Arab like the last 10 :laugh:

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Your unlucky guys my missus just got horny as f**k while she was pregnant

 

Lucky cnut the last thing my mrs wants is sex ive balls like a baby rino sitting here

we've been told by midwife no sex,7 weeks into that now and plus the time left!

Theres only so much mutual masturbation a man can take!

Anal is out the question as apparently your only supposed to do that half way through sex so Im in the same boat mate.

I get diesel dick every time I start the van at the min

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Poor lads only none her a few months his self.you wait to the honeymoon is over.no more sex or blow jobs

 

Do you not mind keepdiggin being your step daddy

They been bonding really well ;)

Till he sends him to his room for being bold

Tb is just glad his new stepdad isn't an Arab like the last 10 :laugh:

 

 

Your unlucky guys my missus just got horny as f**k while she was pregnant

Lucky cnut the last thing my mrs wants is sex ive balls like a baby rino sitting here

we've been told by midwife no sex,7 weeks into that now and plus the time left!

Theres only so much mutual masturbation a man can take!

Anal is out the question as apparently your only supposed to do that half way through sex so Im in the same boat mate.

I get diesel dick every time I start the van at the min

No sex :laugh: right up until a couple of days before birth is the way to be

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Your unlucky guys my missus just got horny as f**k while she was pregnant

 

Lucky cnut the last thing my mrs wants is sex ive balls like a baby rino sitting here

we've been told by midwife no sex,7 weeks into that now and plus the time left!

Theres only so much mutual masturbation a man can take!

Anal is out the question as apparently your only supposed to do that half way through sex so Im in the same boat mate.

I get diesel dick every time I start the van at the min

has ya not got no sisters

 

Have you any sisters larry im not realy fussed if they look like you.

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Your unlucky guys my missus just got horny as f**k while she was pregnant

Lucky cnut the last thing my mrs wants is sex ive balls like a baby rino sitting here

we've been told by midwife no sex,7 weeks into that now and plus the time left!

Theres only so much mutual masturbation a man can take!

Anal is out the question as apparently your only supposed to do that half way through sex so Im in the same boat mate.

I get diesel dick every time I start the van at the min

has ya not got no sisters

 

Have you any sisters larry im not realy fussed if they look like you.

 

na mate but iv a brother who bent as a boomerang if your stuck

 

 

Give him a couple more weeks with no action and I reckon he'll take you up on that offer :laugh:

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my mrs due early july,not only is she grumpy but she also very emotional and over sensitive, cry at the drop of a hat. i'm almost at the point of offering to do unpaid overtime at work so i dont have to come home

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my mrs due early july,not only is she grumpy but she also very emotional and over sensitive, cry at the drop of a hat. i'm almost at the point of offering to do unpaid overtime at work so i dont have to come home

Hey my daughter is 10 weeks old, haven't had rub out for 7 months. My head ticking every night we go to bed. "Is it tonight" f**k I'm siting here now and she's snoring her head off lol.?
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