Funny Joke Thread

[mel b 4,220]

7 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Get t'fuuck you weird c**t!

Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.

 

I reckon we need to get you on those HRT patches mush . Or at least put a bell around your neck so that folks can hear you coming .

[mushroom 14,256]

7 minutes ago, WataWalloper said:

You okay mste? Haha 

His weirdness bugs me.... Ok... I've had a hard week, do you you care? No! So you can fuuck off anall

 

[mushroom 14,256]

5 minutes ago, mel b said:

I reckon we need to get you on those HRT patches mush . Or at least put a bell around your neck so that folks can hear you coming .

Mabey it's the HRT talking here but what the fuucking in Satan's hell are you talking about? 

[chartpolski 28,673]

24 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Mabey it's the HRT talking here but what the fuucking in Satan's hell are you talking about? 

Have a glass or two of that rough Spanish brandy Mush

Might not bring your blood pressure down, but it’ll take your mind off things

Salud .

 

[mushroom 14,256]

6 minutes ago, chartpolski said:

Have a glass or two of that rough Spanish brandy Mush

Might not bring your blood pressure down, but it’ll take your mind off things

Salud .

 

There's nowt on me mind FFS! It's just that that daft c**t twists my pubes like they're caught in a fuuckin 80's bread mixer. 

Bollocks .

 

[mushroom 14,256]

It's the last time I spend Friday night in the house (on orders) watching some gay romcom where the lead becomes trans and reading this forum..... I'm gonna stick to watching them in the bar, you lot can fuuck off