mushroom 14,274 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 (edited) 1 hour ago, mel b said: A claka like a kebab Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night Edited October 18 by mushroom 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,374 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 3 hours ago, mushroom said: Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,274 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 24 minutes ago, mel b said: I bet it didn't stop you smashing it though I'd smash a McDonald's 1 pound burger whilst covered in sauce all over, w@nking in the car park over a Cocker before I fuuck that shit 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,374 Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 25,844 Posted October 23 Report Share Posted October 23 Cheers Arry 3 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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bob.243 9,978 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 9,978 Posted October 24 Report Share Posted October 24 Today sir kier starmer has agreed to one boat per day with his French counter part macaroon bar 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wyeman 1,407 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mel b 4,374 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 1 hour ago, bob.243 said: Ditchman would be on that like a tramp on hot chips . 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Astanley 11,680 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 2 hours ago, bob.243 said: God help the poor fuker who falls for that 'smell my finger' trick 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 458 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 I think no-one would be that desperate for a date a refugee would be to shack up with her learn me English great woman I kiss the floor you walk or wobble may we combine in love together 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 25,844 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 2 hours ago, bob.243 said: A f***ing spacehopper 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 458 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 A good bounce on up down maybe if drunk not sobber 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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