ditchman 4,235 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 47 minutes ago, mel b said: Well to be honest , he's not that bothered about a pulse . why dont you explain the origins of the word MUNTER Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 4,833 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 20 minutes ago, ditchman said: why dont you explain the origins of the word MUNTER Well. It all started one night, when an opium fuelled ditchman was walking through the graveyard , on his way to see queen Victoria. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Mickey Finn 3,134 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 4 hours ago, mel b said: If you find yourself dating a dominatrix. Best get your testosterone checked. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mickey Finn 3,134 Posted January 25 Report Share Posted January 25 I guess he's F'ed after all... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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mackay 3,844 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Bank robber bursts into a bank and immediately fires a couple of shots into the air. Everyone inside dives to the floor. In the confusion his mask slips and shows his face for a second. He says to the guy on the floor nearest to him, did you see my face ?. Yes, says the guy, bang, shoots him. Says to the next nearest guy, did you see my face?. Yes, bang, shoots him. Says to the third guy, what about you?, did you see my face?. No, he says, but the wife did. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bob.243 10,366 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 The Mona Liar. 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 545 Posted January 26 Report Share Posted January 26 Mona liza as changed from woman to man it's starmer wanting a sex change and he wants to be called Glenda Rose now its a funny old world but his wife is willing to go along with it and have a same sex marriage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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