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A MONTANA COWBOY, A NATIVE AMERICAN AND A MUSLIM ARE WAITING FOR THEIR PLANE IN A SMALL MONTANA AIRPORT. THE MONTANA COWBOY LEANS BACK IN HIS CHAIR, CROSSES HIS BOOTS ON A MAGAZINE TABLE AND TIPS H

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16 hours ago, mitre said:

Santa said i tell you why your mom and dad are on the naughty list your mom spent all the housekeeping money on the races and bingo and online gambling your dad as been naughty too getting in his car in the morning and visiting a very naughty lady for pleasure so sonny you have the right to this drum and Play all night or day and don't stop as you would have no toys at all and it's Christmas 

 

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On 18/12/2025 at 23:16, WataWalloper said:

When you coming for a day out mate, your a Fcuking hoot haha haha

 

On 18/12/2025 at 23:32, WataWalloper said:

I bet he good craic, cos he either a pure mental case or clever enough to act a pure mental case haha 

Whatever you fo, don't take him for a curry, afterwards, f**k knows how he might kick off!!

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6 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

I’ll treat him to a chinky haha broaden his horizons, he might be like ooor bangers an not even know about surf an turf haha haha

I've got a picture of him in my mind.  He's spitting food back on the plate and saying " that f***ing brown stuff tastes like a dead cow , and that f***ing pink stuff smells like you dredged it from the bottom of the sea" ! 😄.

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34 minutes ago, mel b said:

I've got a picture of him in my mind.  He's spitting food back on the plate and saying " that f***ing brown stuff tastes like a dead cow , and that f***ing pink stuff smells like you dredged it from the bottom of the sea" ! 😄.

No mistaking, mate, our MITRE is a special case!! 😄

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6 hours ago, ditchman said:

dosnt eat enough fanny...

That's because it tastes like something you've just dredged from the bottom of the sea . He's smarter than you think mate 👍

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