Funny Joke Thread

[Mickey Finn 3,131]

[Mickey Finn 3,131]

16 hours ago, mitre said:

Santa said i tell you why your mom and dad are on the naughty list your mom spent all the housekeeping money on the races and bingo and online gambling your dad as been naughty too getting in his car in the morning and visiting a very naughty lady for pleasure so sonny you have the right to this drum and Play all night or day and don't stop as you would have no toys at all and it's Christmas 

 

Thanks!

[steve66 4,012]

16 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

I bet he good craic, cos he either a pure mental case or clever enough to act a pure mental case haha 

He's certainly on another level 

[steve66 4,012]

[shaaark 11,694]

On 18/12/2025 at 23:16, WataWalloper said:

When you coming for a day out mate, your a Fcuking hoot haha haha

 

On 18/12/2025 at 23:32, WataWalloper said:

I bet he good craic, cos he either a pure mental case or clever enough to act a pure mental case haha 

Whatever you fo, don't take him for a curry, afterwards, f**k knows how he might kick off!!

[WataWalloper 5,047]

2 hours ago, shaaark said:

 

Whatever you fo, don't take him for a curry, afterwards, f**k knows how he might kick off!!

I’ll treat him to a chinky haha broaden his horizons, he might be like ooor bangers an not even know about surf an turf haha haha

[mel b 4,734]

6 hours ago, WataWalloper said:

I’ll treat him to a chinky haha broaden his horizons, he might be like ooor bangers an not even know about surf an turf haha haha

I've got a picture of him in my mind.  He's spitting food back on the plate and saying " that f***ing brown stuff tastes like a dead cow , and that f***ing pink stuff smells like you dredged it from the bottom of the sea" ! .

[shaaark 11,694]

34 minutes ago, mel b said:

I've got a picture of him in my mind.  He's spitting food back on the plate and saying " that f***ing brown stuff tastes like a dead cow , and that f***ing pink stuff smells like you dredged it from the bottom of the sea" ! .

No mistaking, mate, our MITRE is a special case!!

[ditchman 4,131]

1 hour ago, shaaark said:

No mistaking, mate, our MITRE is a special case!!

dosnt eat enough fanny...

[mel b 4,734]

6 hours ago, ditchman said:

dosnt eat enough fanny...

That's because it tastes like something you've just dredged from the bottom of the sea . He's smarter than you think mate . 

[bob.243 10,201]

[ditchman 4,131]

1 hour ago, bob.243 said:

the greatest lie on earth......"i promise not to cum in your mouth"

[bob.243 10,201]

[bob.243 10,201]

[mel b 4,734]