Funny Joke Thread

[mel b 4,656]

22 minutes ago, teagcoilh said:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one suddenly collapses. His friend calls 999 and gasps, “My friend’s not breathing! What should I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, make sure he’s really dead.”
There’s a silence, then a gunshot.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “Okay, now what?”

An old classic .

[ZacB 154]

[bob.243 10,116]

[mel b 4,656]

[ditchman 4,062]

we want more monkey pictures Mel

[mel b 4,656]

1 hour ago, ditchman said:

we want more monkey pictures Mel

 

[mel b 4,656]

Or.

 

[mitre 514]

On 10/11/2025 at 15:24, bob.243 said:

Totally agree flush the shit down the properate way and plus any others

[ditchman 4,062]

1 hour ago, mel b said:

Or.

 

didnt know david lammy was bi-sexual 

[mitre 514]

Does not matter with lammy he probably enjoyed bum sex anal and a ding dong with Diane abbot all in leather and bondage and having fantasy role plays with Anne wibblecom and plus her mother 

[ditchman 4,062]

1 hour ago, mitre said:

Does not matter with lammy he probably enjoyed bum sex anal and a ding dong with Diane abbot all in leather and bondage and having fantasy role plays with Anne wibblecom and plus her mother 

Whipsnade sex

[wildman 663]

What the f**k has happened to this thread ,,,,,,,,but then again what the f**k has happened to this site

[mitre 514]

Stop moaning stop throwing your toys out of your pram 

[mushroom 14,335]

14 minutes ago, mitre said:

Stop moaning stop throwing your toys out of your pram 

Get t'fuuck you weird c**t!

Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.

 

[WataWalloper 4,848]

3 minutes ago, mushroom said:

Get t'fuuck you weird c**t!

Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.

 

You okay mste? Haha