walshie 2,804 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Took the older dog for a walk into town earlier and met a bloke and his very young daughter who wanted to pet the dog. As she stroked the dog she said "Horse." The father explained that the little girl knew it was really a dog, but they were playing a game naming things containing 4 letters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 Yep that's west wales for you lol ........ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cragman 2,892 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 (edited) I had some city kids out on my patch a few years ago and they were saying "look at the pigs" in a field which was full of lambs!! The teacher never corrected them. My 30 month old granddaughter watched a lamb being born this year and knows a stoat from a weasel instantly Edited August 24, 2015 by cragman 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 That made me laugh so my mum goes what you laughing at. Read her the post and she replies all serious, but horse aint 4 letters? ffs lol glad i take more after my dad. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,941 Posted August 24, 2015 Report Share Posted August 24, 2015 That made me laugh so my mum goes what you laughing at. Read her the post and she replies all serious, but horse aint 4 letters? ffs lol glad i take more after my dad. To be fair,,,round here horse is spellt,,,,with 3 letters,,,,oss,,, 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 That made me laugh so my mum goes what you laughing at. Read her the post and she replies all serious, but horse aint 4 letters? ffs lol glad i take more after my dad. what did your best mate the lodger think about it? LOL dont even get me started. His just a proper jack the lad and in your late 40s i cringe at it. Weve meet him twice in 2 years and yet he thought right been kicked out by the bird lets ask my daughters best mates parents rather than a friend of his own. Reason is imo his pride wont let him admit to mates his on bad times n skint. Watched that boarder control in austrulia on the tele, turns to me and goes " you know what the price was of a key few weeks back dont ya, 42 grand". What the f**k do i care? Buy many keys do ya? Buy one to a house you twat so you aint gotta kip on the sofa lol. His daughter went, "i knew when i rang you n you didnt pick up you was at the police station" he smiled and goes well you was right werent ya. Find that terrible that the kid dont think oh he must be driving, she thinks my dad must be with the police. I dont see that as funny or a good thing n to do so i find you childish. His just a billy bullshitter n gets on my nerves lol. Anyway aint stayed tonight but left some clothes lol can come pick up but not a chance of staying again. Know people fall on their luck but not a mate dont know ya done you a favour n put you up for 2 days go n ask a mate if stuck. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 He's full of shite touch him on next time he turns up and next time he's looking for a key send him my way I'll get him two plus change for what he's giving 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Lol if the youngesters two doors down was coming out with shit i could let em off n say ah their young. This is a bloke in his late 40s though lol bloody cringeworthy. Petty criminal who bullshits and has a real loud mouth. I dont hate the bloke or anything i just wouldnt ever have company like that around me. Aint gonna get on with everyone and this sort of bloke aint my cup of tea at all. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
peterhunter86 8,627 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I know what you mean I know plenty of cnuts like that I wouldn't entertain the cnuts some of them haven't an arse in there trousers talk thousands then ask for a smoke an could you spare another one for later on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I just dont know how they have the bottle to do it. Why even mention it aint like anyone in my house gives a shit. Noone is impressed by it either lol quite the opposite. Said to my mum it makes me so glad and proud my dads not like that. My dad didnt even come down stairs once sunday lol. He dont come down much anyway but thought he might of made abit of effort just to be polite. Wonder if in their head they know their a never has been and filled up with regret about the oath they choose lol. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'm shocked youngsters don't think my jerry lee really is a horse Be great to have a kids imagination again wouldn't it, although I see it's not left some folk.! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,015 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 Took the older dog for a walk into town earlier and met a bloke and his very young daughter who wanted to pet the dog. As she stroked the dog she said "Horse." The father explained that the little girl knew it was really a dog, but they were playing a game naming things containing 4 letters. lol, few days ago a family , bloke and mrs and 3 kids with little poodle thing lol , were walking to wards me with my dogs,Bryn just pisses off and does is own thing , but I keep Buck on lead or hold his collar . the family stood still for a bit, I called them on said the dog ok , as they stared to walk past , his little boy only about 5 , pointed at Buck and said lion lol, me and the bloke had laugh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted August 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'm just waiting for Gnasher or Wilf to point out that 'orse does have 4 letters. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 I'm just waiting for Gnasher or Wilf to point out that 'orse does have 4 letters. Hoss ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,940 Posted August 25, 2015 Report Share Posted August 25, 2015 i know a guy who came out of a car-park in cobham and said to me "theres two wierd looking dogs in there" i walked round the corner and it was 2 roe deer,worst thing is the same guy is now a pest controller! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.