socks 32,253 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 a PCSO can only ask you for your name and address and have no powers of arrest or anything really ... When they turn up I would ask them what vetiranary qualifications they have especially in canine dentistry that allows them to measure the dogs bite and what specialist equipment they intend to use ... Also ask them if the bloke was claiming it was a full bite or a partial bite and if it was a full bite are you going to measure the gap between each tooth to ascertain if it was your dog ... If it was a partial bite then where will they measure from to because unless they are psychic how do they know how many teeth were and how far into the dogs mouth did this chaps arm go ... If they couldn't answer all the above I would refuse to let them inspect my dog and kindly ask the civilian playing at being a copper to piss off out of my house ....... 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snappeer 464 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Tell the bum to beat it if he wants to see the dog he needs a warrent to come in your house Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,429 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Get a shit one and let em have it if the want, start searching free ads lol that made me chuckle... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bradus 311 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Tell them to do one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,392 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Drive over here tonight mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bullmastiff 610 Posted July 30, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Just spoke to my wife on the phone and she said the PCSO wants to take a photo of Tess not check her mouth. The guys obviously said shes a Pitbull type that bit him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,392 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Bollocks to that mate, no right to Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snappeer 464 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Just spoke to my wife on the phone and she said the PCSO wants to take a photo of Tess not check her mouth.dont let them take any photos tell f**k off and go and get a warrent or court order sounds to me like the pcso is doing a bit of fishing Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donna Wildwood 288 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 If your dog needs a safe house for a bit, give me a shout mate 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Dont agree to nothing and dont let them into your house .... Give them a inch they will take a mile Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,685 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Film them when they come to the door and tell them you revoked all access to your adress and your not obliged to answer any of there questions ?? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,334 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 When they first brought out "Farm Watch" I phoned up the cozzer dealing with it local and drove him f***ing mad, I insisted he send someone round to see me and my pals who had dogs, bring all the information he had.....when the PCSO arrived I insisted he take all out car reg numbers, mobiles......I asked him for his number, the other PCSO numbers.......he was gutted !! He didn't want any of that work and low and behold we just got left alone, even if cozzers pulled up when we were out they got the reg, I showed them all the bumph from matey and started on driving them nuts.....they soon f****d off. In short, phone them back and tell them you have invited 30 mates who each own exactly the same type of dog, ask them to bring a photo of the accuser and his bite marks, ask them for exact details......in short be over enthusiastic and drive them f***ing mad !! There's more than one way to skin a cat, and they are well versed in dealing with "f**k off" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Donna Wildwood 288 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Has she got pedigree papers at all? If so get em out if your wife is going to play ball, if not if she (the dog lol!) is a pure breed or looks like one can you borrow some papers? I don't hold with pedigrees myself but sometimes they are useful, such as now when you want to show your dog has no pit in it. I have a mate who specialises in bull breed rescue and welfare (and fighting the DDA) if you need any help let me know and I'll get the 2 of you in contact. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 you could give it all the billy big bollocks as suggested by some, on the other hand you could just be out, bullshit emergency cropped up and play it along from there atb Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snappeer 464 Posted July 30, 2015 Report Share Posted July 30, 2015 Has she got pedigree papers at all? If so get em out if your wife is going to play ball, if not if she (the dog lol!) is a pure breed or looks like one can you borrow some papers? I don't hold with pedigrees myself but sometimes they are useful, such as now when you want to show your dog has no pit in it. I have a mate who specialises in bull breed rescue and welfare (and fighting the DDA) if you need any help let me know and I'll get the 2 of you in contact. Just spoke to my wife on the phone and she said the PCSO wants to take a photo of Tess not check her mouth. The guys obviously said shes a Pitbull type that bit him? he mite want a pic so he can go and show his mate in dog section then youle get the 7 o'clock knock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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