neil cooney 10,416 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight. • "f**k off" means "Are you serious?"...... • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend. • Saying "I will yeah" means that you definitely won't. • "f**k it, it's grand" means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly. • "He is fond of a drink" means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism. • Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days. • Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'. • 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything. • The best cure for a hangover is more drink. • Nobody can go a day without saying "Jaysus". • Tea is the solution to every problem. • And water is the solution to every GAA injury. • "I got stuck behind a tractor" is a perfectly valid reason for being late. • We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park. • You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. "I had a rake of drink last night" or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner". • GAA is considered religion. • It's perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult. • Saying "Now we're sucking diesel" means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation. • Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time. • You're scared of the wooden spoon. • The word 'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say "Any craic" to a Garda and you won't get arrested. 19 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 A lot of those could mean your Welsh. TC 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 Don't forget rubbing your hands together before you eat a "nice bit o' ham" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 don't forget getting a stripe on here an thinking your important Don't forgetting he has insider information. TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 And During your youth much of your food was boiled 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tank34 2,593 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 And all the cars for sale have had one lady owner from New on me mummy life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,123 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 You forgot about complete strangers waving to each other in cars ! Lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thebiggerdog 160 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 • If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight. • "f**k off" means "Are you serious?"...... • The person that you insult most is probably your best friend. • Saying "I will yeah" means that you definitely won't. • "f**k it, it's grand" means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly. • "He is fond of a drink" means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism. • Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days. • Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'. • 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything. • The best cure for a hangover is more drink. • Nobody can go a day without saying "Jaysus". • Tea is the solution to every problem. • And water is the solution to every GAA injury. • "I got stuck behind a tractor" is a perfectly valid reason for being late. • We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park. • You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. "I had a rake of drink last night" or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner". • GAA is considered religion. • It's perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult. • Saying "Now we're sucking diesel" means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation. • Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time. • You're scared of the wooden spoon. • The word 'like' goes in every sentence, • You can say "Any craic" to a Garda and you won't get arrested. im near 30 years old and i still get nervous when i see that motherfucker, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 One thing i saw on love/hate then have actually seen others in real life do it...you lot calling each other brother lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,803 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Paddy pal of mines solution to every job is a hammer , the bigger the better , then after the disaster that you know will come you hear " sure an I only just tapped it " .. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 I believe wd40 fixes everything but I think that's just same "Nicole" thing rather than anything else like 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 Paddy pal of mines solution to every job is a hammer , the bigger the better , then after the disaster that you know will come you hear " sure an I only just tapped it " .. Similar to Midlands engineering....."We're going to need a bigger hammer !" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 If you're Irish.. Whenever you drink a cup of tea, after the first sip you ALWAYS have to say "Aaaaah...that's a grand cup o' tae". You say it's "too cold to snow". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kanny 21,755 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,123 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 "I will be up to ye".......it's an indeterminate length of time.....could be an hour.......could be 3 weeks.........you just never know ! Lol lol 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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