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• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight.


• "f**k off" means "Are you serious?"......


• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend.


• Saying "I will yeah" means that you definitely won't.


• "f**k it, it's grand" means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly.


• "He is fond of a drink" means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism.


• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days.


• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'.


• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything.


• The best cure for a hangover is more drink.


• Nobody can go a day without saying "Jaysus".


• Tea is the solution to every problem.


• And water is the solution to every GAA injury.


• "I got stuck behind a tractor" is a perfectly valid reason for being late.


• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park.


• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. "I had a rake of drink last night" or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner".


• GAA is considered religion.


• It's perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult.


• Saying "Now we're sucking diesel" means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation.


• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time.


• You're scared of the wooden spoon.


• The word 'like' goes in every sentence,


• You can say "Any craic" to a Garda and you won't get arrested.


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• If you die from alcohol poisoning, you're considered a lightweight.

• "f**k off" means "Are you serious?"......

• The person that you insult most is probably your best friend.

• Saying "I will yeah" means that you definitely won't.

• "f**k it, it's grand" means that you couldn't be bother finish it properly.

• "He is fond of a drink" means he suffers from severe life-threatening alcoholism.

• Saying you're going for a drink means you might not be seen again for 3 days.

• Crisps are called 'Taytos' and fizzy drinks are called 'minerals'.

• 'For the craic' is the best reason for doing anything.

• The best cure for a hangover is more drink.

• Nobody can go a day without saying "Jaysus".

• Tea is the solution to every problem.

• And water is the solution to every GAA injury.

• "I got stuck behind a tractor" is a perfectly valid reason for being late.

• We eat Tayto sambos for lunch, and ham sandwiches on the way to Croke Park.

• You can insert the name of a gardening tool into any sentence and it still makes sense, e.g. "I had a rake of drink last night" or "I'll be out in a minute, I'm just shoveling down the dinner".

• GAA is considered religion.

• It's perfectly acceptable to call your mother 'mammy' even though you are a fully grown adult.

• Saying "Now we're sucking diesel" means that you are happy with the outcome of the situation.

• Drinking 'tae' is everyone's favourite past time.

You're scared of the wooden spoon.

• The word 'like' goes in every sentence,

• You can say "Any craic" to a Garda and you won't get arrested.

 

 

im near 30 years old and i still get nervous when i see that motherfucker, :laugh:

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Paddy pal of mines solution to every job is a hammer , the bigger the better , then after the disaster that you know will come you hear " sure an I only just tapped it " ..

Similar to Midlands engineering....."We're going to need a bigger hammer !"

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"I will be up to ye".......it's an indeterminate length of time.....could be an hour.......could be 3 weeks.........you just never know ! Lol lol

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