Rebel 831 Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 A savage for the cabbage - a hungry f****r He could peel an orange in his pocket - mean f****r You'd want eyes in your pole/back of your head Get up that road in front of me - this would have been followed by your mother grabbing you by the upper arm and a smack across the back of your bare thighs f**k all to do, and all day to do it - lazy f****r A neck like a jockeys bollix - no shame/not a bit shy Like a baby's arm - well endowed She's as wide as Cork Harbour/Patrick's street - been around She wouldn't piss on the best part of you - if you saw a bird that you liked, your buddy would say this to you as in you had no chance of pulling her Would you ride her? Followed by, you wouldn't be able too, my ass would be in the way He'd get up on a gust of wind - horny f****r Sorry I got carried away, talk about a walk down memory lane, haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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