NEWKID 28,421 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Patterdale you've reminded of a time years ago when I'd ordered a cab to take me & my ex out.........taxi pull up & my ex isn't ready yet, so after a couple of minutes I go out & get in, while my ex is still in the house faffing about...... I attempt to humour him......"sorry mate, you know what women are like......." He replies "yeh, cnuts!....." Followed by stunned silence.... It doesn't matter when I order a taxi to go out with the missus, she'll still be late getting into it.. Once they're dressed, hair, make up etc why is there still anothe half hour of f***ing about!!.. she normally gets in in the taxi with a " sorry just sorting my bag" ?? we're out for s night not a week ffs! He's quite right your "taxi man" c**ts lol !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlie caller 3,654 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Have you considered that it may be because the meat was not Halal innit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Accip74 7,112 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Patterdale you've reminded of a time years ago when I'd ordered a cab to take me & my ex out.........taxi pull up & my ex isn't ready yet, so after a couple of minutes I go out & get in, while my ex is still in the house faffing about...... I attempt to humour him......"sorry mate, you know what women are like......." He replies "yeh, cnuts!....." Followed by stunned silence.... It doesn't matter when I order a taxi to go out with the missus, she'll still be late getting into it.. Once they're dressed, hair, make up etc why is there still anothe half hour of f***ing about!!.. she normally gets in in the taxi with a " sorry just sorting my bag" ?? we're out for s night not a week ffs! He's quite right your "taxi man" c**ts lol !! Oh he definitely had a point where she was concerned.....haha... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I think women get in a worse drunken state because 1~They binge drink 2~They mix their drinks 3~They don't know their limits 4~They drink any drink that's bought for them Sorry ladies.Is this true? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I think women get in a worse drunken state because 1~They binge drink 2~They mix their drinks 3~They don't know their limits 4~They drink any drink that's bought for them Sorry ladies.Is this true? I don't drink so I'm no help sorry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Patterdale you've reminded of a time years ago when I'd ordered a cab to take me & my ex out.........taxi pull up & my ex isn't ready yet, so after a couple of minutes I go out & get in, while my ex is still in the house faffing about...... I attempt to humour him......"sorry mate, you know what women are like......." He replies "yeh, cnuts!....." Followed by stunned silence.... It doesn't matter when I order a taxi to go out with the missus, she'll still be late getting into it.. Once they're dressed, hair, make up etc why is there still anothe half hour of f***ing about!!.. she normally gets in in the taxi with a " sorry just sorting my bag" ?? we're out for s night not a week ffs! He's quite right your "taxi man" c**ts lol !! you sir are a 5 star ass Your missus needs to sort her bag so she's not rummaging through it when yous get where yous are going... At the risk of looking for her lipstick and everything but the lipstick for falls out all over the floor Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Blackbriar 8,569 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 I think women get in a worse drunken state because 1~They binge drink 2~They mix their drinks 3~They don't know their limits 4~They drink any drink that's bought for them Sorry ladies.Is this true? I don't drink so I'm no help sorry Cheap night out then!What are you doing tonight gorgeous? I feel a put-down coming on ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
treecreeper 1,136 Posted May 29, 2015 Report Share Posted May 29, 2015 Need to be quicker timmy, should of said your in luck I'm a jaffa so get ya coat. Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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