MAG1980 116 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Woke up this morning and set about getting washed, the usual shit,shower & shave ensued... but what really got me was the collosal amout of nasal hair protruding from my nose, it was like a chimney sweep coming out my nose. I quickly ran into the bed room and found me missuses hair dressing scissor and went to work on trimming this abomination, i can handle the odd grey hairs creeping in but wasn't expecting that when i woke up. This is the first time ever and i swear it wasn't there last night... has this happened to anyone else out of interest? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 13,445 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Get a good gram up your snozzle 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
smithie 2,444 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 check your ears lol if there's nowt there it will not be long. that's today's happy thought for you 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just wait until your barber doesn't even ask and trims your ear, then inside your ear when you're having your haircut ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Just wait until your barber doesn't even ask and trims your ear, then inside your ear when you're having your haircut ... Had that today lol ... As for the nose hair just pull it out with your finger and thumb..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAG1980 116 Posted May 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 The missus has told me she has got my xmas prezzie planned.... Remington nasal hair trimmer! Yeah she's hilarious....... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Thank god I've not this problem but I know a remedy - light a lighter put it under your snout wave it side to side hey presto! Can't think why himself doesn't let me do it anymore though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAG1980 116 Posted May 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 check your ears lol if there's nowt there it will not be long. that's today's happy thought for you you've got me worried now man lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
patterdale 675 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Woke up this morning and set about getting washed, the usual shit,shower & shave ensued... but what really got me was the collosal amout of nasal hair protruding from my nose, it was like a chimney sweep coming out my nose. I quickly ran into the bed room and found me missuses hair dressing scissor and went to work on trimming this abomination, i can handle the odd grey hairs creeping in but wasn't expecting that when i woke up. This is the first time ever and i swear it wasn't there last night... has this happened to anyone else out of interest? Look on the bright side...It could have been your arse ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAG1980 116 Posted May 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Thank god I've not this problem but I know a remedy - light a lighter put it under your snout wave it side to side hey presto! Can't think why himself doesn't let me do it anymore though A case of once burnt... twice shy mo, me thinks... Poor bloke lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Thank god I've not this problem but I know a remedy - light a lighter put it under your snout wave it side to side hey presto! Can't think why himself doesn't let me do it anymore though A case of once burnt... twice shy mo, me thinks... Poor bloke lol now now - I've always done it right never once burnt him - tempted yes but worth the earache no I think it's because he uses one of them nose things now. Gods sake damn technology why not stick to the old way. Burn it !!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
desertbred 5,490 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 just platt it and slick it up over your head from the left slick it in place with suet or brylcream if you have to. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 31,602 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 (edited) Just wait until your barber doesn't even ask and trims your ear, then inside your ear when you're having your haircut ... Had that today lol ... As for the nose hair just pull it out with your finger and thumb..... Ive done that before but the mrs moans at me for the violence i rip them out with....it shakes the entire sofa apparently ! Dont any of you lads have the old Turkish fire trick with the ears at the barbers..........just get him to do the same with your nose Edited May 12, 2015 by gnasher16 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,210 Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Woke up this morning and set about getting washed, the usual shit,shower & shave ensued... but what really got me was the collosal amout of nasal hair protruding from my nose, it was like a chimney sweep coming out my nose. I quickly ran into the bed room and found me missuses hair dressing scissor and went to work on trimming this abomination, i can handle the odd grey hairs creeping in but wasn't expecting that when i woke up. This is the first time ever and i swear it wasn't there last night... has this happened to anyone else out of interest? Look on the bright side...It could have been your arse ! its both arse and lugholes with me, i just stick a pair of tweezers up my hooter, hold my breath, and get stuck in, as for my back passage, you dont wanna no 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAG1980 116 Posted May 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Aye gnash next time im at the barbers i'll tell em, just me usual short back & sides please and nose lol God i feel old today man. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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