socks 32,253 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Oh I will be there but whether the townie can work out how to open the five bar gate at the end of his drive is another thing lol ........ 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,194 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Oh I will be there but whether the townie can work out how to open the five bar gate at the end of his drive is another thing lol ........ Walshie got pair of 6 ft ornament electric gates now socks,keep the rabble out 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
unlacedgecko 1,466 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Oh I will be there but whether the townie can work out how to open the five bar gate at the end of his drive is another thing lol ........Walshie got pair of 6 ft ornament electric gates now socks,keep the rabble out Socks if you play your cards right he might hire you as head gardener... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 11,194 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Oh I will be there but whether the townie can work out how to open the five bar gate at the end of his drive is another thing lol ........Walshie got pair of 6 ft ornament electric gates now socks,keep the rabble out Socks if you play your cards right he might hire you as head gardener... Would he have to wring his flat cap in his hands when walshie approaches him.? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Wring walshies neck more like lol ... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Oh I will be there but whether the townie can work out how to open the five bar gate at the end of his drive is another thing lol ........Walshie got pair of 6 ft ornament electric gates now socks,keep the rabble out Socks if you play your cards right he might hire you as head gardener... Would he have to wring his flat cap in his hands when walshie approaches him.? I wouldn't approach him. I'd send my butler to kick him up the arse if he was slacking. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 I can't believe the most recent pm he sent me ...... hi mate sorry to bother you but me and trish were down our local today having a pint and we overheard the local farmer going on about early and evening milking, now we couldn't quite hear what he was saying but I am sure he was hinting that milk comes from cows and that they get it out of the bag thing that hangs under their bellies. I think he was just trying wind us townies up, last week they were on about eggs comming from a chickens bum lol. Anyway do you reckon they were seriouse or trying to catch us out. Cheers mate. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,626 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pepper 45 55 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 so funny lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,640 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 A heads up mate, 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 I can't believe the most recent pm he sent me ...... hi mate sorry to bother you but me and trish were down our local today having a pint and we overheard the local farmer going on about early and evening milking, now we couldn't quite hear what he was saying but I am sure he was hinting that milk comes from cows and that they get it out of the bag thing that hangs under their bellies. I think he was just trying wind us townies up, last week they were on about eggs comming from a chickens bum lol. Anyway do you reckon they were seriouse or trying to catch us out. Cheers mate. That was supposed to be private. Next you'll be telling me lamb comes from those white woolly things outside. And in answer to YOUR pm, clockwise on the M25 is LEFT from where you are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,678 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 That was supposed to be private. Next you'll be telling me lamb comes from those white woolly things outside. And in answer to YOUR pm, clockwise on the M25 is LEFT from where you are. Yeah well in Walshie im on your side son.......any man who needs a compass to know what way London is on the M4 aint gonna win the Crypton Factor thats for sure !! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TUFFTY 1,476 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 I can't believe the most recent pm he sent me ...... hi mate sorry to bother you but me and trish were down our local today having a pint and we overheard the local farmer going on about early and evening milking, now we couldn't quite hear what he was saying but I am sure he was hinting that milk comes from cows and that they get it out of the bag thing that hangs under their bellies. I think he was just trying wind us townies up, last week they were on about eggs comming from a chickens bum lol. Anyway do you reckon they were seriouse or trying to catch us out. Cheers mate. That was supposed to be private. Next you'll be telling me lamb comes from those white woolly things outside. And in answer to YOUR pm, clockwise on the M25 is LEFT from where you are. Fpmsl Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BGD 6,385 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Class thread Top banter lads you've had me rolling here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 That was supposed to be private. Next you'll be telling me lamb comes from those white woolly things outside. And in answer to YOUR pm, clockwise on the M25 is LEFT from where you are. Yeah well in Walshie im on your side son.......any man who needs a compass to know what way London is on the M4 aint gonna win the Crypton Factor thats for sure !! I don't need a compass to find London I just follow the stench and there it is lol ... Anytime you two city slickers want to test your navigational skills let me know and we will head out into some real wilderness for a few days ... And no gnash there won't be a holiday in with a gym in it at the end of the day ......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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