RossM 8,149 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 One for the wank bank was it ray? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 :laugh: Ray only red blooded men would stop and stare, the metros wouldn't have a feckin clue what to do :laugh: PS I get to stare at anything I want to (and there's plenty to look at here in the summer) without any problems..... so long as the Mrs doesn't catch me No chance of your one catching you....she's f****d off...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,052 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 :laugh: Ray only red blooded men would stop and stare, the metros wouldn't have a feckin clue what to do :laugh: PS I get to stare at anything I want to (and there's plenty to look at here in the summer) without any problems..... so long as the Mrs doesn't catch me No chance of your one catching you....she's f****d off...lol You son of a bitch :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 I look at nice looking blokes all the time ... as i have got older i have lost my discipline Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was just in the shop there about an hour ago and a lassie walked in with a cracking figure....obvious fake tits, hanging out....could very well have been a stripper. Now if you never looked at her you'd be gay. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was just in the shop there about an hour ago and a lassie walked in with a cracking figure....obvious fake tits, hanging out....could very well have been a stripper. Now if you never looked at her you'd be gay. Did she know it? You know the type? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was just in the shop there about an hour ago and a lassie walked in with a cracking figure....obvious fake tits, hanging out....could very well have been a stripper. Now if you never looked at her you'd be gay. Did she know it? You know the type? Oh she f***ing knew it..... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,909 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was just in the shop there about an hour ago and a lassie walked in with a cracking figure....obvious fake tits, hanging out....could very well have been a stripper. Now if you never looked at her you'd be gay. Literally yesterday I popped into an ASDA out of my usual town, f**k me this 30 something MILF in her hot gym kit, not leaving much to the imagination, boobs looked to good to be real and she deffo squats! Her ass and legs looked to be carved from marble! What the f**k do I want with lentils? LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Was just in the shop there about an hour ago and a lassie walked in with a cracking figure....obvious fake tits, hanging out....could very well have been a stripper. Now if you never looked at her you'd be gay. I'd have a glance but fake tits do absolutely nothing for me.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Window shopping never did any harm.....just mind the hedge trimmer cables....... good job got petrol hedge trimmer lol, just got back in from 2nd dog walk with Buck , when I was out with him down lane , who should come jogging round the corner yup lol only 2 of them , must have been her mate with her, another cracker as well. I called Buck held his collar , said he's ok he big softy he wont hurt you , they both said thanks with lovely big smile jogged past . Bloody hell I knew Buck was good for something, women love him . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray = on the verge of a mid life crisis.. You'll be buying a motorbike before long.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Remember used to get this boy at work every time, the reception glass was frosted but the door glass bit wasn't, each time there was something tidy in reception I'd say "get yersel a look at that big man" so away he'd go up to the door and try and sneak a look and every time I'd bang the frosted glass and get the big gormless c**t caught perving........... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 Ray = on the verge of a mid life crisis.. You'll be buying a motorbike before long.. your prob right , I used to have a 250cc BSA star fire you young sprogs prob never heard of that 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted April 22, 2014 Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 the wife will be getting the ride of her life the night ray she,ll no kin whats hit her lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bird 10,014 Posted April 22, 2014 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2014 the wife will be getting the ride of her life the night ray she,ll no kin whats hit her lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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