YOKEL 2,127 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Now, here we go... 14.9ish billion yrs ago there was an atom, that's one single microscopic atom, and the makings of everything we see today, the earth, moon, solar system, the entire universe was INSIDE this atom, that's inside, there was nothing on the outside and no one knows where this atom came from??? Then, BANG! it expanded to the size of a marble (tho there was no bang as there was no atmosphere or anything to vibrate in order to create sound) then over the next 1.something million yrs it continued to expand as the universe continued to grow inside of it. it is still expanding to this day, and the further away things get the faster they move, it is by studying these far flung stars and such like and reversing the maths that they come up with the timeline figures....now that's just the creation of the universe, life on earth hasn't even been touched on yet....to me, that seems some crazy f***ing tale, and no more sane that some omnipresent being knocking the whole thing up in his shed in 7 days....Discuss... Yokel 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 29,754 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I agree with Bornhunter ! 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,127 Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 You've lost me??? lol Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I'll agree with Bornhunter too......and Mal..lol 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,402 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 I go with the Big Bang Theory that Pennys hot 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 Same as lab and gnasher Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 i heard this on a program the other day and couldnt agree more,so great minds do think alike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 (edited) You've lost me??? lol Yokel Born Hunter is a physicist. Edited to add I agree with him too. TC Edited March 19, 2014 by tiercel 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 You been at the peyote yokel?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 its all down to the angle of the dangle. well that's what baw told me anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,430 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 You've lost me??? lol Yokel Born Hunter is a physicist. Edited to add I agree with him too. TC :laugh: In this I'll safely follow the pack :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tiercel 6,986 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 its all down to the angle of the dangle. well that's what baw told me anyway But as baw is un-vasectomised did he take into consideration? The throb of the knob on the other two sides? TC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 maybe were a smudge on an atom Quote Link to post Share on other sites
YOKEL 2,127 Posted March 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 You been at the peyote yokel?? recon i might as well! lol....as i was listening to this the other day my first thought was, f**k me, i've been in some twisted altered realities, by i'd have struggled to cook this one up.... Yokel Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted March 19, 2014 Report Share Posted March 19, 2014 its all down to the angle of the dangle. well that's what baw told me anyway But as baw is un-vasectomised did he take into consideration? The throb of the knob on the other two sides? TC no hes just a c**t Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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