iworkwhippets 13,234 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Got home this afternoon soaked to the skin, gets myself dried off, and slipped into a pair of shorts when a knock comes to the door, this young lassie from up the street, asked a fovour of me, sure i says whats up, her car had conked out at the bottom of my street, would i jump start her yes i can do that, gets her motor running, and she put her arms around me, couldnt thank me enough and says she owes me one. eh, tall n slim, hair to her shoulders, id tip up my pension just to run my fingers through her hair 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 was there some movement in the nether regions ? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 you just stick to taking that whippet out and leave the young lasses to us younger lads 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 To be honest the lassies of today aint that fussy.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 To be honest the lassies of today aint that fussy.. way to burst his bubble. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Bet ya had a great wank after that , you should ask her oot ?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
haymin 2,465 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 If she comes back today with a little something don't hesitate just go for the tit lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,565 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 let us know when you rattle her. Pics to needed for proof. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 True story a few months back, my pal split from his wife and was alone one sat night having a few drinks indoors and heard noises outside bout midnight so looks outside where a bunch of women on a night out so thought nowt of it and sat back down then five mins later a bang on door opened door to find women asking for vodka and a piss lol she walks in has piss and starts kissing him so the finger goes in he also gets a bj and quick as anything says bye and leaves, he said he hardly said a word and does not know her hahaha he makes sure hes off work on sats lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MoChara 1,632 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Know that from experience then bracken boy.....? Cause from where im standing, well sitting...... Id disagree Maybe she like the older types "like many"... who wants a young scrawny baby-faced skinny jean wearing prick nowadays - good for you whippet Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bracken boy 584 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Just my own view girls are just as dirty as boys. Im not saying all but come on girls aint thay fussy now days. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,260 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 did you have any movement downstairs or you at that age you need a fortnights notice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny 2 367 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Iww "Rohypnol" is your freind Quote Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,023 Posted February 15, 2014 Report Share Posted February 15, 2014 Iww "Rohypnol" is your freind I thought it was viagra Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 51,128 Posted February 16, 2014 Report Share Posted February 16, 2014 Got home this afternoon soaked to the skin, gets myself dried off, and slipped into a pair of shorts when a knock comes to the door, this young lassie from up the street, asked a fovour of me, sure i says whats up, her car had conked out at the bottom of my street, would i jump start her yes i can do that, gets her motor running, and she put her arms around me, couldnt thank me enough and says she owes me one. eh, tall n slim, hair to her shoulders, id tip up my pension just to run my fingers through her hair So, to sum up: In HER mind you were the nice old codger who gave her a hand with the car In YOUR mind you were David Hasselhoff in bay watch running down the beech with the chicks swooning ! Deluded !! Lol lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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