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Got home this afternoon soaked to the skin, gets myself dried off, and slipped into a pair of shorts when a knock comes to the door, this young lassie from up the street, asked a fovour of me, sure i says whats up, her car had conked out at the bottom of my street, would i jump start her :laugh: yes i can do that, gets her motor running, and she put her arms around me, couldnt thank me enough and says she owes me one. eh, tall n slim, hair to her shoulders, id tip up my pension just to run my fingers through her hair

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True story a few months back, my pal split from his wife and was alone one sat night having a few drinks indoors and heard noises outside bout midnight so looks outside where a bunch of women on a night out so thought nowt of it and sat back down then five mins later a bang on door opened door to find women asking for vodka and a piss lol she walks in has piss and starts kissing him so the finger goes in he also gets a bj and quick as anything says bye and leaves, he said he hardly said a word and does not know her hahaha he makes sure hes off work on sats lol

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Know that from experience then bracken boy.....? :laugh:

 

Cause from where im standing, well sitting...... Id disagree :yes:

 

Maybe she like the older types "like many"... who wants a young scrawny baby-faced skinny jean wearing prick nowadays :bad: - good for you whippet :D

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Got home this afternoon soaked to the skin, gets myself dried off, and slipped into a pair of shorts when a knock comes to the door, this young lassie from up the street, asked a fovour of me, sure i says whats up, her car had conked out at the bottom of my street, would i jump start her :laugh: yes i can do that, gets her motor running, and she put her arms around me, couldnt thank me enough and says she owes me one. eh, tall n slim, hair to her shoulders, id tip up my pension just to run my fingers through her hair

So, to sum up:

 

In HER mind you were the nice old codger who gave her a hand with the car

 

In YOUR mind you were David Hasselhoff in bay watch running down the beech with the chicks swooning !

 

Deluded !! Lol lol

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