Moll. 1,793 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,960 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 (edited) A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush If I was responsible for someone like that they'd be getting nothing but Bran Flakes and wholemeal toast! And I hope that knife didn't go back in the cutlery drawer! Edited December 19, 2013 by Born Hunter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush If I was responsible for someone like that they'd be getting nothing but Bran Flakes and wholemeal toast! And I hope that knife didn't go back in the cutlery drawer! More bulk was something he definitely didn't need Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,793 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I've also seen the x-ray of a patient who ate a single cotton bedsheet WHOLE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I've also seen the x-ray of a patient who ate a single cotton bedsheet WHOLE Between your patients having constipation and others resorting to eating the bedding, is there any good care homes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 14,207 Posted December 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mush you done one in the sea yet,,,? Now why the fuuck would I do that :laugh: Done plenty in the bushes, Fairway, back of farm buildings but why the fec would I shiit in the sea lmfao Once saw a black guy here pissing in the sea at about 2pm surrounded by families and kids swimming and playing :laugh: Dirty barsteward Quote Link to post Share on other sites
air gun ant 1,666 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush lol get a pic up! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I must admit i've shite in places i'm not proud of but when i've done so i've been seriously touching cloth beforehand! Places include fields, a bucket down the allotment, a jar, in woods and even.....a waste bin late at night in Belgium, didn't dare go to the toilet along the hall as i was in the basement of an old stately home - too spooky lol...so hovered over my bin and dropped the kids off then went back to bed and forgot about it! Went out working on another boiling hot day and came in for lunch to a slow roasted turd with the smell to go with it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,149 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Remember reaching under a cubicle and hauling the apprentice of the pan mid shit by the ovvies and tying them round the bottom, he had shite up his back and everything. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,233 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Mush you done one in the sea yet,,,? Now why the fuuck would I do that :laugh: Done plenty in the bushes, Fairway, back of farm buildings but why the fec would I shiit in the sea lmfao Once saw a black guy here pissing in the sea at about 2pm surrounded by families and kids swimming and playing :laugh: Dirty barsteward Can't believe you ain't tried,,,,lol,,,, bet you can't wait for the summer now...lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,936 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 Always shit at work It makes me feel better seeing my tax payments, and thinking, "at least I did shit to earn that lot" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nans pat 2,575 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 after a load of pints of guiness you think the bog was pebble dashed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,879 Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 I've shat in front gardens on the pissed up walk home from town before now too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
perthshire keeper 1,239 Posted December 20, 2013 Report Share Posted December 20, 2013 we got invited to fish the kinchurdy (spelling?!) beat in the spey for a weekend a few years back and my mates dad came down with the shites.. well he was dropping his dirty water in the river as and when he needed to as we had banned him from the bothy toilet in case he shown us up! so one day we down were all up stream of him just incase and he unclips his chest waders and goes to the shallows to let one rip...cue the piss-takeing and dry heaving then he stands up and put his wader straps back over his shoulerds and theirs some thing running thru his fingers.....he shouts wheres all this mud from? he had only shit in his waders then pulled them up and he was COVERD IN IT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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