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I'll save it for work! I'm not shitting for free when I can get paid for it!

Just be carefull where you walk up the Yorkshire dales,,that's all I'm saying,,,,lol

i can waste a good half hour of my day on the shitter lol nobody even wonders where i am

A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush :D

 

:icon_eek: If I was responsible for someone like that they'd be getting nothing but Bran Flakes and wholemeal toast!

 

And I hope that knife didn't go back in the cutlery drawer! :bad::laugh:

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A patient i used to look after only went about once a week. It was the width of my forearm and the length from my elbow to fingertips. You had to cut it up with a knife to get it to flush :D

 

:icon_eek: If I was responsible for someone like that they'd be getting nothing but Bran Flakes and wholemeal toast!

 

And I hope that knife didn't go back in the cutlery drawer! :bad::laugh:

 

 

More bulk was something he definitely didn't need :D

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Mush you done one in the sea yet,,,? ;)

Now why the fuuck would I do that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Done plenty in the bushes, Fairway, back of farm buildings but why the fec would I shiit in the sea lmfao

 

Once saw a black guy here pissing in the sea at about 2pm surrounded by families and kids swimming and playing :laugh: :laugh: Dirty barsteward

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I must admit i've shite in places i'm not proud of but when i've done so i've been seriously touching cloth beforehand!

 

Places include fields, a bucket down the allotment, a jar, in woods and even.....a waste bin :laugh: late at night in Belgium, didn't dare go to the toilet along the hall as i was in the basement of an old stately home - too spooky lol...so hovered over my bin and dropped the kids off :laugh: then went back to bed and forgot about it! Went out working on another boiling hot day and came in for lunch to a slow roasted turd with the smell to go with it :bad::laugh:

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Mush you done one in the sea yet,,,? ;)

 

Now why the fuuck would I do that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

Done plenty in the bushes, Fairway, back of farm buildings but why the fec would I shiit in the sea lmfao

 

Once saw a black guy here pissing in the sea at about 2pm surrounded by families and kids swimming and playing :laugh: :laugh: Dirty barsteward

Can't believe you ain't tried,,,,lol,,,, bet you can't wait for the summer now...lol

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we got invited to fish the kinchurdy (spelling?!) beat in the spey for a weekend a few years back and my mates dad came down with the shites.. well he was dropping his dirty water in the river as and when he needed to as we had banned him from the bothy toilet in case he shown us up!

so one day we down were all up stream of him just incase and he unclips his chest waders and goes to the shallows to let one rip...cue the piss-takeing and dry heaving

 

then he stands up and put his wader straps back over his shoulerds and theirs some thing running thru his fingers.....he shouts wheres all this mud from? he had only shit in his waders :bad: then pulled them up and he was COVERD IN IT

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