Blackbriar 8,568 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 were some of you lot raised in a cave We were too poor for a cave. We lived in a shoe box in the middle o'th road... Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah..........." ...........just for the fun of it! Tell 'em that these days - they don't believe you! Don't know they're born! Bugger!You put the vid up 1st, Malt!! (We used to dream of living in a shoe box.........................) 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,682 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Many moons ago an Ex and me used to enjoy camping. We were staying on a campsite in Glencoe once. We'd left all the previous evenings empty food tins in the tent porch for the night ready to clear away in the morning. Anyway, she gets caught short during the night, lots of midges about, long way from the bogs, so no, so no. So she does no more than use the Potato tin, squats right over it and fills it to the brim, no room for another drop. Has a fag and docks the end in the said Potato tin. Then back in her bag. I get up early in the morning to stick the Coffee on. I'm still half asleep and i'm greeted by a tin in the middle of the tent porch full of piss. Nice. She got caught short in Glen Nevis on the same trip. Got bit to fu*k by the midges and asked my to apply bite cream to all the bites that night. Now, that was a good night. :rocker: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted October 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 Mental note to self........... Do NOT under NO circumstances, shake hands with the site tramps if I ever meet them.... 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I shook hands with some of the dirty b*****ds at the fishing comp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
.WARREN. 288 Posted October 25, 2013 Report Share Posted October 25, 2013 I shook hands with some of the dirty b*****ds at the fishing comp id bleach em Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 I shook hands with some of the dirty b*****ds at the fishing comp so did I 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squab 2,875 Posted October 27, 2013 Report Share Posted October 27, 2013 had to emty mine out the shed yesterday,had a skin like a rice pudding on it,good to go for another few month now Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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