Lab 10,979 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 ruby and his hero lab walk in for a pint after work and find heather and shirley having an early doors drink............. Eastenders-heather8.jpg ruby to lab after 1 pint........."were in here lab" lab.........."away ya soft kunt look at the state of them" after three pints of carling and a swig of scrumpy cider things change and labs getting the eye off heather............. heather1.jpg lab..........."get your coat son, i ken were in here the noo" ruby......."but im a virgin" lab......."nae worry aboot that, old leather face will show the way" ruby........."ok lab i trust you" so now they are both on 4 pints and 2 swigs of cider and there on the next level.........f*****g wrecked........and the two munters look alot more pleasing to the eye........ heather shirly.jpg lab........."i cannae take no more.....come on taurquin were oot of here" ruby........"cant beieve im about to lose it" so back at heathers place and the two men are throwing up in the toilet after the 4 pints and 2 swigs of scrumpy and then pass out on the bed....... they awake and while they freshen up shirley passes heather a jonny and tells her to go and see lab in the bedroom and send taurqin in images (1).jpg the next morning the girls awake to find ruby and lab long gone...... images (45).jpg and they start to discuss the night before......... wew.jpg heather.........."so how was taurquin" shirley........."OMG, i swear it must of been his first time.......didnt even no where to put it" heather........."LOL yeah lab was that pissed he kept trying to put it up my arse while calling me paulus" shirley............"FFS oh well at least we got laid" heather........."yeah but lab was scary he made me do things to him with this i never thought were possible" images (37).jpg shirley.........."woah a gnome!!! that carling must of hit him hard" heather......."yeah and the 2 swigs of cider!!" shirley.........."look taurquin left his phone" images (39).jpg heather goes through the phone and shows dawn some shocking videos of lab and ruby having some "man time".......... ....... images (42).jpg meanwhile shirley feels guilty about the night with taurqin and she tells phil what happened....... download (18).jpg taurquin.............. images (43).jpg a few weeks later heather starts to feel sick so shirley takes her to the doctors............ images (40).jpg shirley............"FFS heather why did you let him go in bare" heather..........."he told me it would mean more if he did" nine months later heather has the baby......... images (41).jpg shirley.........."are you sure shes labs" heather.........."of course, she has the same hairstyle" download (19).jpg after weeks of trying to contact lab, heather gives up...........knowing she will have to raise the ginger baby alone she trys to take advantage of a drunk NEWKID...... download (20).jpg will NEWKID be the man lab couldnt............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtCBUp8aWI4 Fpmsl...... Fair play.... Ya dick!! Lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Fpmsl...... Fair play.... Ya dick!! Lol glad ya like it........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mintstick999 485 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 So funny that had me captivated. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darren_nash 85 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 i bet , heather has a fanny like a vandalised bus seat..!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted September 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 That was class stewie. But I'd a been rolling g about with lab and his virgin sidekick for even looking at MY Shirley.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BIG G wheton machine 1,594 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Shirley and kevin painter the darts player are long lost twin brothers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 stewie --fecking class your talents are wasted on the scrap gets a like from mrs stig aswell 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 who the f**k is shirley Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted September 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 get with the programme gem, you dont look like her by any chance do you? ineed a new guilty pleasure.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 no idea what she looks like... but i very much doubt we look alike hahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hot Meat 3,109 Posted September 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 theres pics in this thread she aint the heifer tho she the wee blonde hotty with short hair... jus for the record im holding interviews for her replacement, pm me a pic with a short paragraph about yourself if your intrested... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 That was class stewie. But I'd a been rolling g about with lab and his virgin sidekick for even looking at MY Shirley.... Sha c**t I think I'd just leave you too Tarquin and id nip away wi Shirley...:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
albert64 1,882 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 ruby and his hero lab walk in for a pint after work and find heather and shirley having an early doors drink............. Eastenders-heather8.jpg ruby to lab after 1 pint........."were in here lab" lab.........."away ya soft kunt look at the state of them" after three pints of carling and a swig of scrumpy cider things change and labs getting the eye off heather............. heather1.jpg lab..........."get your coat son, i ken were in here the noo" ruby......."but im a virgin" lab......."nae worry aboot that, old leather face will show the way" ruby........."ok lab i trust you" so now they are both on 4 pints and 2 swigs of cider and there on the next level.........f*****g wrecked........and the two munters look alot more pleasing to the eye........ heather shirly.jpg lab........."i cannae take no more.....come on taurquin were oot of here" ruby........"cant beieve im about to lose it" so back at heathers place and the two men are throwing up in the toilet after the 4 pints and 2 swigs of scrumpy and then pass out on the bed....... they awake and while they freshen up shirley passes heather a jonny and tells her to go and see lab in the bedroom and send taurqin in images (1).jpg the next morning the girls awake to find ruby and lab long gone...... images (45).jpg and they start to discuss the night before......... wew.jpg heather.........."so how was taurquin" shirley........."OMG, i swear it must of been his first time.......didnt even no where to put it" heather........."LOL yeah lab was that pissed he kept trying to put it up my arse while calling me paulus" shirley............"FFS oh well at least we got laid" heather........."yeah but lab was scary he made me do things to him with this i never thought were possible" images (37).jpg shirley.........."woah a gnome!!! that carling must of hit him hard" heather......."yeah and the 2 swigs of cider!!" shirley.........."look taurquin left his phone" images (39).jpg heather goes through the phone and shows dawn some shocking videos of lab and ruby having some "man time".......... ....... images (42).jpg meanwhile shirley feels guilty about the night with taurqin and she tells phil what happened....... download (18).jpg taurquin.............. images (43).jpg a few weeks later heather starts to feel sick so shirley takes her to the doctors............ images (40).jpg shirley............"FFS heather why did you let him go in bare" heather..........."he told me it would mean more if he did" nine months later heather has the baby......... images (41).jpg shirley.........."are you sure shes labs" heather.........."of course, she has the same hairstyle" download (19).jpg after weeks of trying to contact lab, heather gives up...........knowing she will have to raise the ginger baby alone she trys to take advantage of a drunk NEWKID...... download (20).jpg will NEWKID be the man lab couldnt............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtCBUp8aWI4 stewie you mad f*cker ..............p*ssing myself 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Stewie that was fookin class fair play, FPMSL here mun !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Stewie, Your a twat lol lol Funny as f**k mate.... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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