lapin2008 1,587 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 FFS... I normally like rough naughty looking birds but thats taking it too far. She looks like someone has stapled leather round Tutankhamun's corpse! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Old Phil ain't going to be happy when he gets out the hospital! You can see how it's going to end though, that meat heads going to end up dead ain't he? Same old story, nasty piece of work turns up on the square, starts throwing his weight around terrorising folk for a few weeks/months, ends up dead or missing! You could write it yourself with your eyes closed! Same old story lines regurgitated time after time.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Old Phil ain't going to be happy when he gets out the hospital! You can see how it's going to end though, that meat heads going to end up dead ain't he? Same old story, nasty piece of work turns up on the square, starts throwing his weight around terrorising folk for a few weeks/months, ends up dead or missing! You could write it yourself with your eyes closed! Same old story lines regurgitated time after time.. Ross Kemps phone will be red hot the now.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 Old Phil ain't going to be happy when he gets out the hospital! You can see how it's going to end though, that meat heads going to end up dead ain't he? Same old story, nasty piece of work turns up on the square, starts throwing his weight around terrorising folk for a few weeks/months, ends up dead or missing! You could write it yourself with your eyes closed! Same old story lines regurgitated time after time.. Ross Kemps phone will be red hot the now.... Lol He's to busy running around thinking he's in the SAS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 At least shes with heather now lol Many a sleepless lonely night has filed me with plenty of pleasure seeing them two together :whistling: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 some of the story lines will see a few of them off on holiday in ,rehab or whatever ------------------------it`ll soon be panto season --oh yes it will! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 who would go stick one up heather? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 ruby and his hero lab walk in for a pint after work and find heather and shirley having an early doors drink............. ruby to lab after 1 pint........."were in here lab" lab.........."away ya soft kunt look at the state of them" after three pints of carling and a swig of scrumpy cider things change and labs getting the eye off heather............. lab..........."get your coat son, i ken were in here the noo" ruby......."but im a virgin" lab......."nae worry aboot that, old leather face will show the way" ruby........."ok lab i trust you" so now they are both on 4 pints and 2 swigs of cider and there on the next level.........f*****g wrecked........and the two munters look alot more pleasing to the eye........ lab........."i cannae take no more.....come on taurquin were oot of here" ruby........"cant beieve im about to lose it" so back at heathers place and the two men are throwing up in the toilet after the 4 pints and 2 swigs of scrumpy and then pass out on the bed....... they awake and while they freshen up shirley passes heather a jonny and tells her to go and see lab in the bedroom and send taurqin in the next morning the girls awake to find ruby and lab long gone...... and they start to discuss the night before......... heather.........."so how was taurquin" shirley........."OMG, i swear it must of been his first time.......didnt even no where to put it" heather........."LOL yeah lab was that pissed he kept trying to put it up my arse while calling me paulus" shirley............"FFS oh well at least we got laid" heather........."yeah but lab was scary he made me do things to him with this i never thought were possible" shirley.........."woah a gnome!!! that carling must of hit him hard" heather......."yeah and the 2 swigs of cider!!" shirley.........."look taurquin left his phone" heather goes through the phone and shows dawn some shocking videos of lab and ruby having some "man time".......... ....... meanwhile shirley feels guilty about the night with taurqin and she tells phil what happened....... taurquin.............. a few weeks later heather starts to feel sick so shirley takes her to the doctors............ shirley............"FFS heather why did you let him go in bare" heather..........."he told me it would mean more if he did" nine months later heather has the baby......... shirley.........."are you sure shes labs" heather.........."of course, she has the same hairstyle" after weeks of trying to contact lab, heather gives up...........knowing she will have to raise the ginger baby alone she trys to take advantage of a drunk NEWKID...... will NEWKID be the man lab couldnt............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtCBUp8aWI4 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 stewie --fecking class your talents are wasted on the scrap 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 ruby and his hero lab walk in for a pint after work and find heather and shirley having an early doors drink............. Eastenders-heather8.jpg ruby to lab after 1 pint........."were in here lab" lab.........."away ya soft kunt look at the state of them" after three pints of carling and a swig of scrumpy cider things change and labs getting the eye off heather............. heather1.jpg lab..........."get your coat son, i ken were in here the noo" ruby......."but im a virgin" lab......."nae worry aboot that, old leather face will show the way" ruby........."ok lab i trust you" so now they are both on 4 pints and 2 swigs of cider and there on the next level.........f*****g wrecked........and the two munters look alot more pleasing to the eye........ heather shirly.jpg lab........."i cannae take no more.....come on taurquin were oot of here" ruby........"cant beieve im about to lose it" so back at heathers place and the two men are throwing up in the toilet after the 4 pints and 2 swigs of scrumpy and then pass out on the bed....... they awake and while they freshen up shirley passes heather a jonny and tells her to go and see lab in the bedroom and send taurqin in images (1).jpg the next morning the girls awake to find ruby and lab long gone...... images (45).jpg and they start to discuss the night before......... wew.jpg heather.........."so how was taurquin" shirley........."OMG, i swear it must of been his first time.......didnt even no where to put it" heather........."LOL yeah lab was that pissed he kept trying to put it up my arse while calling me paulus" shirley............"FFS oh well at least we got laid" heather........."yeah but lab was scary he made me do things to him with this i never thought were possible" images (37).jpg shirley.........."woah a gnome!!! that carling must of hit him hard" heather......."yeah and the 2 swigs of cider!!" shirley.........."look taurquin left his phone" images (39).jpg heather goes through the phone and shows dawn some shocking videos of lab and ruby having some "man time".......... ....... images (42).jpg meanwhile shirley feels guilty about the night with taurqin and she tells phil what happened....... download (18).jpg taurquin.............. images (43).jpg a few weeks later heather starts to feel sick so shirley takes her to the doctors............ images (40).jpg shirley............"FFS heather why did you let him go in bare" heather..........."he told me it would mean more if he did" nine months later heather has the baby......... images (41).jpg shirley.........."are you sure shes labs" heather.........."of course, she has the same hairstyle" download (19).jpg after weeks of trying to contact lab, heather gives up...........knowing she will have to raise the ginger baby alone she trys to take advantage of a drunk NEWKID...... download (20).jpg will NEWKID be the man lab couldnt............. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtCBUp8aWI4 how long did that take lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) I cant wait for part 2 Edited September 14, 2013 by the_stig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Night Hunter 109 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 FFS .....I widnae ride her in tae battle......lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 how long did that take lol about half an hour lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 how long did that take lol about half an hour lol and I forgot about a Victorian pine chest I`ve been watching on ebay--- reading it and it went cheap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
keepdiggin 9,222 Posted September 14, 2013 Report Share Posted September 14, 2013 how long did that take lol about half an hour lol half an hour well spent mate, made my day lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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