johnny boy68 11,725 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 A pride of polar bears could be seen playfully hunting seals up by the road bridge and the whole congregation agreed that there is never a malamute cross around when you need one...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 It was ok though.. Newkid had brought his Beddy whippet, a small " pssst" and the 19" terror leapt into action... Crashing through the water and throat gripping the bears 1 by 1, until the pride were finished... Not yet done the diminutive yet spookily powerful dog, crashed cover and pulled a huge fallow with a full head set and quickly finished it.... Darcy jumped out screaming " not again" and started jumping up and down on top of his camera in a fit of rage... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Meanwhile back at the fishing socks had let off a depth charge sending fish bouncing off stewies brothers pub. Inside the pub, walshie was singing a duet of with Stewie, the sound of Hungary eyes could be heard on the golf course where Lucas was getting towed about with a late born leveret. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 now stewie had been sending lads all over thl site pm,s promising their would be plenty of beaver at this fishing competion so lads would flock from far a field just to see what was on offer and raise more funds for the chosen charity but what a disapointment when everyone arrived the river was bone dry the beavers had been busy at work and dam,ed the river further down stream Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 It was ok though.. Newkid had brought his Beddy whippet, a small " pssst" and the 19" terror leapt into action... Crashing through the water and throat gripping the bears 1 by 1, until the pride were finished... Not yet done the diminutive yet spookily powerful dog, crashed cover and pulled a huge fallow with a full head set and quickly finished it.... Darcy jumped out screaming " not again" and started jumping up and down on top of his camera in a fit of rage... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Bunch of idiots,,lol all very funny,,,even I get a mention,, and I've never even looked at the fishing comp,,thing ,,, lol Laffing my tits of hear,,, socks in the water with a breathing tube,, brilliant... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 26,211 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Your having a look now tomo... So you coming down for the bake off mate lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 The lads were sick of watching lab sucking the face off Scot when they heard music grow louder in the distance..... A mini bus with L plates, balloons and streamers parked alongside the motley crew. Out walked a long legged, tanned, short skirted, buxom girl carrying a fishing rod followed by 17 more. It was lady hunter on a hen night. The other 17 took one look at the guys all stinking of maggots and hemp, turned around and left leaving lady hunter alone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,880 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 But they all left with Tomo ,, and were herd remaking on what a terrific physique he had Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 Then desertbred turned up to have a word with baw about his saluki bashing, he even brought his own translator so they could get to the bottom of this saluki-ism...... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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the_stig 6,614 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 (edited) mean whiles stigs made a quick trip up the radley pub to put the food order in ---steak ,curry, prawn saled -- oh feck it gammon egg and scampi x 35 please duck-- and a side order of mackeral for the scarborough mafia ..on the way out he notices an antique sofa placed near the door way might need a lift cant get that in the van on me todd .. Edited July 19, 2013 by the_stig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 The girls were more fascinated by tomos hairy back than his physique, they wondered how someone so hairy can be so bald. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted July 19, 2013 Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 stewie sat back watching all this and thought "if only i shut the f**k up" lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2013 All good fun Stewie. I always say, you know your one of the lads when they start ripping the pish out of you. Take it as a compliment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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