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I'd love to know how many woman are grey, no way are they old woman naturally purple :laugh:

My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female
WHITE!!!! Fkn hell, so there is worse to come :laugh:

My hair will go white as I get older .. my old dads been white for 30 years :laugh:

Now you mention it, I saw a white haired paki once, that looked f*****g mental :laugh:

 

 

same here baw, he was in cowdenbeath and he spoke the local dialect............jockanese

 

Think i know him................is his nickname Guiness........... :D

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Hair is a nuisance, clippers with the guard off once a week sorts the problem of hair and grey

If I was going bald I'd probably shave my head I can't be doing these crafty comb overs.

Grey or bald has to be better than these men you see with ludicrous colour (normally ginger) nylon wigs with grey wisps of hair poking out. If I see a bald or grey haired man walking down the street I

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'd love to know how many woman are grey, no way are they old woman naturally purple :laugh:

My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female
WHITE!!!! Fkn hell, so there is worse to come :laugh:

My hair will go white as I get older .. my old dads been white for 30 years :laugh:

Now you mention it, I saw a white haired paki once, that looked f*****g mental :laugh:

 

 

same here baw, he was in cowdenbeath and he spoke the local dialect............jockanese

 

Think i know him................is his nickname Guiness........... :D

 

 

you gingers cant wait to go grey................can ya steeeeeeeveeeeennnnnn

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Ive slept with many grey haired men.... Never a baldie ;)

 

So what your saying is..... I should get a no2 and me, you and Kay have a threesome :D

Dont be greedy :laugh:
i have a thing for red heads Kay...fancy a lamp in the season,I'll bring the vodka. :)

This red defies nature it glows in the dark so you wont need a lamp :laugh:
ha ha well the offers there :)
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i'm 50 next year and still got hair like a ravens wing.................

Aye.....attached tae an auld craw....... :D

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I aint doing too bad in the ol barnet department......receeding a little bit but no real signs of going bald and no grey......i put it down to a clear conscience :whistling:

 

Mate of mines become all stressed lately because he,s got a perfectly round bald patch the diameter of a teacup.............he aint bothered about being the ugliest c**t in East London or that he,s walking around with a load of darby hanging over his belt.......just as long as he aint going bald :blink: ....prat !

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i'm 50 next year and still got hair like a ravens wing.................

Aye.....attached tae an auld craw....... :D

 

 

you'll see at the fishing do,

you'll be asking who's the young lad......................that's won

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I aint doing too bad in the ol barnet department......receeding a little bit but no real signs of going bald and no grey......i put it down to a clear conscience :whistling:

 

Mate of mines become all stressed lately because he,s got a perfectly round bald patch the diameter of a teacup.............he aint bothered about being the ugliest c**t in East London or that he,s walking around with a load of darby hanging over his belt.......just as long as he aint going bald :blink: ....prat !

darby?

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i'm 50 next year and still got hair like a ravens wing.................

Aye.....attached tae an auld craw....... :D

 

 

you'll see at the fishing do,

you'll be asking who's the young lad......................that's won

 

If Socks doesnt get the wooden spoon then you better hope you dont get it anyway................... :yes::boogy:

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I aint doing too bad in the ol barnet department......receeding a little bit but no real signs of going bald and no grey......i put it down to a clear conscience :whistling:

 

Mate of mines become all stressed lately because he,s got a perfectly round bald patch the diameter of a teacup.............he aint bothered about being the ugliest c**t in East London or that he,s walking around with a load of darby hanging over his belt.......just as long as he aint going bald :blink: ....prat !

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belly hanging over ye trousers,in other words fat f****r

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i kinda thought it was the belly,but still trying to ryhme darby with fat lol

Darby Kelly................belly...... :laugh: ......Had to google it though.......some weird shit these cockneys slaver....... :angel::D

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i'm 50 next year and still got hair like a ravens wing.................

Aye.....attached tae an auld craw....... :D

 

 

you'll see at the fishing do,

you'll be asking who's the young lad......................that's won

 

If Socks doesnt get the wooden spoon then you better hope you dont get it anyway................... :yes::boogy:

 

 

not a chance mate got one or two tricks up ma sleeve................

anyways you'll need the spoon ya feckin stirrer.............lol

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