sussex 5,803 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Were better to get advice on being dead than on here!! not only can you find out if your dead but could be gralloched,skinned & mounted , what A&E offers that sort of service . No Stan your in good hands on here mate .... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saluki246 1,053 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 .feck i have not laughed so much in ages, your all mad..... Hope the poor man is ok this morning..? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Morning Stan... Dead yet..??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
paulus 26 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Morning Stan... Dead yet..??? no, but he has the cleanest bowl and rectum in the country, he will also be limescale free for life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bosun11 537 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Morning Stan... Dead yet..??? no, but he has the cleanest bowl and rectum in the country, he will also be limescale free for life Rectum.... It didn't do 'em much good..!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 28,925 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Can I have his whippets? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 Well going on your picture ive contacted Carol Vorederman and she has worked out a tablet to weight ratio and she said you'll be fine mate. She says dont exceed 45 tablets though if it happens again....atb... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,825 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 No reply yet lads..... He must be dead...... I'm going to donate the " Stanley Cup" to the fishing match... This will be for the smallest fish caught... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 No reply yet lads..... He must be dead...... I'm going to donate the " Stanley Cup" to the fishing match... This will be for the smallest fish caught... Winner gets to fill it up with Champers' and down it...............Looser has to fill it up with water and a couple of sterilising tablets and down it......Very fitting that mate "Well done!!".... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 the wake,s being held at a telephone box at the bottom of his road 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 My Mrs is a GP, I just showed her this thread and she said "if that guys is serious and not exaggerating I'd have had him down a&e immediately"! And believe me mate, she doesn't dish out sympathy easily!! Why the heck would you ask on a hunting forum if those are your symptoms and not just go straight to the fecking hospital?? Hope you're ok bud, sounds rotten. Jim Seriously??? I mean seriously??? It's Stan we are talking about here. Anyone heard when the wills to be read out? Errr I mean funeral arrangements? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pip1968 2,490 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 My Mrs is a GP, I just showed her this thread and she said "if that guys is serious and not exaggerating I'd have had him down a&e immediately"! And believe me mate, she doesn't dish out sympathy easily!! Why the heck would you ask on a hunting forum if those are your symptoms and not just go straight to the fecking hospital?? Hope you're ok bud, sounds rotten. Jim Seriously??? I mean seriously??? It's Stan we are talking about here. Anyone heard when the wills to be read out? Errr I mean funeral arrangements? newkid sorted the will out when stan was was off his head,,all proceeds go to the THL charity fishing match 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted July 11, 2013 Report Share Posted July 11, 2013 look at his last status update, I've always said you shouldn't count your chickens....and if you must count your chickens, don't eat sterilising tablets while doing so! You know your getting old when you look at old photos and your the only one still alive on lots of them 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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