christian71 3,187 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Can you take short people seriously? I can't, don't know about you but all that moaning, how they cant find any clothes to fit them. There legs are all ways tired, cos they walk twice as much atleast as tall people, cant go on any rides at the fair ground, just struggle to take them serious, anyone got the same views? 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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nans pat 2,575 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 their handy for painting the skirting board, 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 Lads I Know Had A Stag Do Last Weekend In Liverpool And I Kid You Not They Hired A Dwarf Who Was Hand Cuffed Too The Bloke Who's Stag Do It Was !! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hawki 1,447 Posted July 4, 2013 Report Share Posted July 4, 2013 were you watching karl pilktington idiot abroad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 http://www.dwarf-management.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 haven't a clue mate , I just step on them .......... being a dwarf does have its plus sides Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owendbowendb 132 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Go to Amsterdamn.......and you get handcuffed to a oap eastern European lady dwarf who is painted blue. ! she gets 380 euros for the night.......there's jobs out there small people don't despair Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dare 1,103 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Go to Amsterdamn.......and you get handcuffed to a oap eastern European lady dwarf who is painted blue. ! she gets 380 euros for the night.......there's jobs out there small people don't despair is that 380 to just be handcuffed to her or can you shag her aswell? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whippet 99 2,613 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Go to Amsterdamn.......and you get handcuffed to a oap eastern European lady dwarf who is painted blue. ! she gets 380 euros for the night.......there's jobs out there small people don't despair nice , you had a good time then Quote Link to post Share on other sites
owendbowendb 132 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Go to Amsterdamn.......and you get handcuffed to a oap eastern European lady dwarf who is painted blue. ! she gets 380 euros for the night.......there's jobs out there small people don't despair nice , you had a good time then It was heavy..........(not the dwarf) If you could shag it you would deserve a lad medal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lady-hunter07 15 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Iv been called a walking blow job lol . so small people aint that bad lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 Ideal woman. 3ft tall with a flat head to rest your beer on. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
marshman 7,758 Posted July 5, 2013 Report Share Posted July 5, 2013 I nudged into another car in traffic the other day and a midget was driving. He got out and Looked at the cracked bumper shook he's head and said " I'm not happy about this mate" I said "which one are you then " lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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