Hypothetically Speaking......

[walshie 2,804]

 

How far off the coast of Scotland? If it was only a couple of hundred yards, I'd have a go at swimming it.

miles of North Sea.

 

 

Near an oil rig or not?

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

 

 

Soup.................................anyway f***ing stupid question..................Tesco is everywhere nowadays mate..............................or haven't you noticed.....

[baw 4,360]

 

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

is there trout in it?..........sounding better all the time baw, i think your on a winner here.....can we book at last minute.com or thomas cook

No just poke.

[Banter 1,751]

A sexy one?

id settle for cathrine mc cormick for peeling the spuds

[baw 4,360]

 

 

Right you complicating b*****ds there is an abandoned barn half filled with potatos and a wee fresh water loch ok?????

 

Soup.................................anyway f*****g stupid question..................Tesco is everywhere nowadays mate..............................or haven't you noticed.....

aye but your a skint hobo

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

How far off the coast of Scotland? If it was only a couple of hundred yards, I'd have a go at swimming it.

miles of North Sea.

Near an oil rig or not?

naw....... I get the feeling you lot ain't taking this serious........

[baw 4,360]

is this the mythical "hockney" island they were talking about the other week ?

that's the one mate, 100+ rabbits a night

[baw 4,360]

 

 

 

how u going to cook the spuds when theres no wood to make a fire

heather and peat.

mr and mrs moss i think i know them

There some was a racing driver

[baw 4,360]

Son FFs phone

[walshie 2,804]

So it's an island nowhere near the coast or an oil rig, it has deer, hare and rabbits, a barn, a freshwater loch, peat and heather to burn, and seaweed to eat. What's in the barn?

[BORDERSCOT 3,816]

So it's an island nowhere near the coast or an oil rig, it has deer, hare and rabbits, a barn, a freshwater loch, peat and heather to burn, and seaweed to eat. What's in the barn?

 

Where is this place? f**k it I'm off..........................sounds great...................

[BIGLURKS 874]

how u going to cook the spuds when theres no wood to make a fire

can use animal shit too make fire lad

[Born Hunter 17,639]

If there's plenty of deer I'd not be f***ing about after poxy scut tails! Brace of rabbits a day for me and the dog or one deer a week......... feck the rabbits!

 

Depending on the deer but I'd want something fast and reasonably tough.

[Rake aboot 4,929]

So basically, it`s the mainland right ?

[BIGLURKS 874]

How far off the coast of Scotland? If it was only a couple of hundred yards, I'd have a go at swimming it.

u would only ever do it once in winter me and a friend go too a island camping and sea fishing every year that's a couple of mile away from here one year we forgot the beers swam back will only be doing it once in a lifetime