scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 oh the dreaded midges,they have near had me in tears when i was a kid. my uncle used to say they should get kiddy fiddlers,strip them and tie them to a tree in midge infested area for a week lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 One of my best mates is "Scotch". He has even taught me some jockanese. Scran, tatties, pish. I'm sure i could pass for a local up there! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nothernlite 18,030 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 oh the dreaded midges,they have near had me in tears when i was a kid. my uncle used to say they should get kiddy fiddlers,strip them and tie them to a tree in midge infested area for a week lol WAS FISHING A HILL LOCH CALLED LOCHNABEASTIE F--K ME SEE WHEN THE WIND DIED COULDNT GET MY LINE OUT THE WATER TO GET OFF AS QUICK AS I COULD THINK THATS HOW THE ROMANS NEVER GOT TO FAR IN SCOTLAND LOL 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol Truer than you think mate. He's from Dunfermline. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 One of my best mates is "Scotch". He has even taught me some jockanese. Scran, tatties, pish. I'm sure i could pass for a local up there! My Glaswiegian mate taught me the most important one- "GET TAE f**k YA DOBBER!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 yes and he be very welcome,we dont go in for all that anti english stuff,were civillised 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Reported for racism. Did I ever once say I was English? @Malt. Dobber! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Reported for racism. Did I ever once say I was English? Sorry i apologise...... .........."f**k off you can have the c**t in Falkirk".......changed it for you mate.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Reported for racism. Did I ever once say I was English? @Malt. Dobber! you are white though? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Reported for racism. Did I ever once say I was English? Sorry i apologise...... .........."f**k off you can have the c**t in Falkirk".......changed it for you mate.. Thanks mate. Appreciate it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
walshie 2,804 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 maybe in fife lol f**k off you can have the English c**t in Falkirk.......... :laugh: Reported for racism. Did I ever once say I was English? @Malt. Dobber! you are white though? No.I'm Chinese. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sniffer 167 Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-21246928 I hate crossbows. They're usually owned by chavs, idiots and pikeys you never mentioned council estate dossers!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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