RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Bit bored browsing and saw the Buttercup situation, thought has anyone ever been on a dodgy date? One where you pretended to go to the toilet then jumped out the tiny bathroom window because you realised you'd actually taken a troll on a date, or got smashed and covered her in your own vom, kind of thing... RT Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LaraCroft 863 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Not leaped out of a window, but met a few muppets over the years - and learnt not to believe every word a guy says, even if they do "say all the right things" !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Ive been known to give blokes the slip... Usually for being boring b*****ds ... Or like the guy who suddenly decided he was in love with me.... Thank f**k im not single Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnGalway 1,043 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Just the once, narrow escape Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) i went on a date with a bird about 7 years ago or something i was only young at the time. she asked me if i wanted to go to a family party (all the booze was free) and like an idiot i said yes partly because of the free booze and her massive tits the party started of well few beers having a laugh in the garden until it turned out the women that was holding the party was the biggest piss head known to man after quite a few beers she bought out a 2 litre bottle of "wodka" and insisted on me shotting it one after another with her. and there i was with this birds family looking at me like what the f**k has she got herself into.. everything wasnt going to bad until the pissed up stuff started "i bet you cant shot it in.......your eye.. ) so there i was fooking hammerd doing shots of wodka in my eyes with people who i had never met surprisingly i cant remember a fooking thing after that. i woke up and had that horrible feeling what f*****g happened. i was in this birds bed at her moms house bollock naked no covers on the bed i gave her a nudge and said its f*****g freezing here why aint i got no clothes on and weres the covers. she just looked at me in discust and said you were f*****g sick on them and you pissed the bed ..... ow and you need to clean my dads car out because you were sick in that too on the way back i put me sick soaked clothes back on and said i am going to apologise to your mum and dad, got down stairs botteld it and ran out the front door never to be seen again just when you think things cant get any worse.. i was 5 miles from home with no money and a snapped bank card Edited January 10, 2013 by Ray Mears 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 i went on a date with a bird about 7 years ago or something i was only young at the time. she asked me if i wanted to go to a family party (all the booze was free) and like an idiot i said yes partly because of the free booze and her massive tits the partly started of well few beers having a laugh in the garden until it turned out the women that was holding the party was the biggest piss head known to man after quite a few beers she bought out a 2 litre bottle of "wodka" and insisted on me shotting it one after another with her. and there i was with this birds family looking at me like what the f**k has she got herself into.. everything wasnt going to bad until the pissed up stuff started "i bet you cant shot it in.......your eye.. ) so there i was fooking hammerd doing shots of wodka in my eyes with people who i had never met surprisingly i cant remember a fooking thing after that. i woke up and had that horrible feeling what f*****g happened. i was in this birds bed at her moms house bollock naked no covers on the bed i gave her a nudge and said its f*****g freezing here why aint i got no clothes on and weres the covers. she just looked at me in discust and said you were f*****g sick on them and you pissed the bed ..... ow and you need to clean my dads car out because you were sick in that too on the way back i put me sick soaked clothes back on and said i am going to apologise to your mum and dad, got down stairs botteld it and ran out the front door never to be seen again just when you think things cant get any worse.. i was 5 miles from home with no money and a snapped bank card Ye werent dating one of my husbands sisters were ye sounds like a typical family party at the inlaws Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bell 3,608 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 i went on a date with a bird about 7 years ago or something i was only young at the time. she asked me if i wanted to go to a family party (all the booze was free) and like an idiot i said yes partly because of the free booze and her massive tits the partly started of well few beers having a laugh in the garden until it turned out the women that was holding the party was the biggest piss head known to man after quite a few beers she bought out a 2 litre bottle of "wodka" and insisted on me shotting it one after another with her. and there i was with this birds family looking at me like what the f**k has she got herself into.. everything wasnt going to bad until the pissed up stuff started "i bet you cant shot it in.......your eye.. ) so there i was fooking hammerd doing shots of wodka in my eyes with people who i had never met surprisingly i cant remember a fooking thing after that. i woke up and had that horrible feeling what f*****g happened. i was in this birds bed at her moms house bollock naked no covers on the bed i gave her a nudge and said its f*****g freezing here why aint i got no clothes on and weres the covers. she just looked at me in discust and said you were f*****g sick on them and you pissed the bed ..... ow and you need to clean my dads car out because you were sick in that too on the way back i put me sick soaked clothes back on and said i am going to apologise to your mum and dad, got down stairs botteld it and ran out the front door never to be seen again just when you think things cant get any worse.. i was 5 miles from home with no money and a snapped bank card :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 i went on a date with a bird about 7 years ago or something i was only young at the time. she asked me if i wanted to go to a family party (all the booze was free) and like an idiot i said yes partly because of the free booze and her massive tits the partly started of well few beers having a laugh in the garden until it turned out the women that was holding the party was the biggest piss head known to man after quite a few beers she bought out a 2 litre bottle of "wodka" and insisted on me shotting it one after another with her. and there i was with this birds family looking at me like what the f**k has she got herself into.. everything wasnt going to bad until the pissed up stuff started "i bet you cant shot it in.......your eye.. ) so there i was fooking hammerd doing shots of wodka in my eyes with people who i had never met surprisingly i cant remember a fooking thing after that. i woke up and had that horrible feeling what f*****g happened. i was in this birds bed at her moms house bollock naked no covers on the bed i gave her a nudge and said its f*****g freezing here why aint i got no clothes on and weres the covers. she just looked at me in discust and said you were f*****g sick on them and you pissed the bed ..... ow and you need to clean my dads car out because you were sick in that too on the way back i put me sick soaked clothes back on and said i am going to apologise to your mum and dad, got down stairs botteld it and ran out the front door never to be seen again just when you think things cant get any worse.. i was 5 miles from home with no money and a snapped bank card Ye werent dating one of my husbands sisters were ye sounds like a typical family party at the inlaws i was pressured to joining in i didnt want to be a party pooper so i ended up being a bed wetter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted January 10, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Ive been known to give blokes the slip... Usually for being boring b*****ds ... Or like the guy who suddenly decided he was in love with me.... Thank f**k im not single I said sorry about that Gem!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,595 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 had a few narrow escapes years ago Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Ive been known to give blokes the slip... Usually for being boring b*****ds ... Or like the guy who suddenly decided he was in love with me.... Thank f**k im not single I said sorry about that Gem!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
henarchchar 64 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 i ended up with a thing one night and was sober enough to realise how bad she looked told me i needed condoms seeing as though i was miles from home could see no way out of it . so off i went to the bog there was my savior....a novelty condom... so i gets meself one in to the pocket then round the corner to her place all getting to grips with this beast . then she sees the condom there no use she says then im all sorry and we can meet up another time usual lies and that thinking oh well look at me and my close escape ha ha ha . then she says dont worry i got some from the ladies ............. showered for an hour when i got home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Mears 272 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 Not leaped out of a window, but met a few muppets over the years - and learnt not to believe every word a guy says, even if they do "say all the right things" !! i dont know what guys you have been with but i aint like that...... i will give you the world baby Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lanesra 4,007 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 (edited) Me and a mate where out one Friday , ended up with 2 women , thought (as you do when your 18) WHERE IN HERE So we take them for a Chinese at the end off the night , where sat round the table enjoying our Banquet when 1 off them disappears then comes back to Imform us her Dad is picking the 2 off them up in half an hour she had rang him from the pay phone . . They go to the Loo and my mate says "Fukc This , If There Old Man Is Picking Them Up He Can Pick The Bill Up As Well" . . And up and away we went . . Thinking back that was bad news but funny at the time , I wonder how they explained that to him ? Edited January 10, 2013 by lanesra 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris k 205 Posted January 10, 2013 Report Share Posted January 10, 2013 used to have a mate phone me about 30 mins into the date. if she was a dog it was a family emergency 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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