asanley 1,009 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 ........after the horrors of the previous night the intrepid travellers reassembled and gathered around the warm and welcoming fire that Baw had made . Tomo was still a little shook up and he sat silently ,watching the flickering flames and holding tightly on to his signed photo of MB ,....mark would know what to do ....he muttered to himself . Lab and gnasher were in a more upbeat mood , they giggled and whispered together , Baw presumed they were talking about boxing as he could just make out the words , fist and ring being mentioned . But Baw had travelled this land before , he was a vetran of the great saluki uprising of 76 and he knew that there were dark and fearsome obstacles ahead , IF they wanted to reach thier target ...ALIVE ....... 16 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Lmfao brilliant guys I love the way I've managed to get through so far unmolested labs getting it tight though 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j j m 6,481 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Very good Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,397 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 :laugh: :laugh: cant wait till ginge comes in from picking up ,but picking up what ?. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 pissing myself at Stan...... Talking boxing.... Fists and rings..... Quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Gnash was hungry and was eyeing up tomos fairy cakes (gas mark 5, 30 mins) but tomo was in no mood to share his spoils so offered to take gnash on a haggis hunting expedition. Lab thought this was a great idea as he'd never seen a wild haggis before.... Off he skipped trying to catch up leaving his fat lab eyeing up tomos fairy cakes (gas mark 5, 30 mins) behind...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Plans were drawn up and all were in agreement as to what the next course of action should be. The camp was in a bright mood, and Baw went to his tent and produced a crate of strange looking bottles with yellow labels with a picture of a monastery. Tomo read the words 'tonic wine' and 'Buckfast' on the label, and assumed that it was a health drink that could come in handy for the ordeals that lay ahead. A few bottles were drank and the mood became more upbeat and the talk more lively as the night wore on, although it seemed to have a strange effect on Lab and Baw, as their conversation started becoming more like gibberish to the ears of Gnash and Tomo. Strange words were being spoken, words that Tomo and Gnash had never heard before punctuated by the occasional 'crivens!' And 'get oot fae unner ma kilt, ya wee beastie!' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Paid 935 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 and with that, the game was a foot, the gamekeeper (lab) Vs the poacher (baw) Baw was already one up having taken the trout the night before, the trout that took Lab wasn't considered within the rules, as thought he was "game" Gnasher couldn't really be considered game in the sense of the rules of the game a foot. So the merry group headed out into the hills, with tomo the newly born anti acting as referee and Gnasher just tagging along for the ride, where his skills as an outdoors man and survivalist would come in very handy as the day and night went on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Lab was phenomenal at catching wild haggis, he'd used an age old trick of tying a smelly sock to a gorse bush and whacking the little fuckers as they sniffed it. Within no time the trio returned with a brace of haggis. Tomo let out a shriek that would put Ned Flanders to shame..... My fairy cakes(gas mark 5, 30 mins) where are they!!! Baw, where are they!!!! A guilty trail of paper cup cakes led tomo to the culprit, now twice the size of a rhino, spread out on the king size air bed, was the fat lab looking at tomo with a look saying, what's your f*****g problem vegi!!! Tomo screamed, flung himself on the lab and began wrestling his ruck sack off him. Unknown to tomo, the lab was used to frolicking on king size beds with lab and started to get tomo into the mounting position.... We all stared in disbelief.... Gnash started to take pictures.... 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 After that, Gnash decided to spend the next part of the challenge with Baw, intent on adding the skills of the poacher to his survival methods. As they entered a small wooded area on the edge of a small loch, they paused on a style to take a breath. Still feeling the effects of the tonic wine, Gnash sat on the style to take stock.. "What was in that stuff last night Baw, me old china? We was in a right old two and eight last night after that!" Baw leaned back on the fence with a wry smile and took a small, silver hip flask out of his sporran.. "It's made by monks, ye ken? Guid stuff, aye?" Gnash shot him a puzzled glance.. "That's another thing, who the faack is the Ken caaant you and the ginger one were banging on about all night? "Ken this, da Ken that.. We must look a right bunch of caants walking raand the place calling each other Ken all the time!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Born Hunter 17,639 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 I can't write for shit but can somebody include that bloody Welsh Mod please! I was sure he was gonna get a mention when Skycat included a dead ram! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 as gnash was sipping the strange drink he could hear laughing coming from behind a small hillock. Both baw and gnash looked at each other.... Out of no where came a cry, can a man noo get a shit in piece!!!! Is that you lab, cried one of the strangers, aye who are you? It's me, malt and Stan, Stan recognized your orange pubes. What you doing up here? What am I doing!!! I'm doing a shit, what's it look like... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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