baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Whit a team, can you imagine it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Nightfall Stan, it's the f*****g morning, where are they, The artic lol You,v got your sexual fantasy and I,v got mine Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 There was a scuffle between lab and malt when they saw rake abouts beard. It reminded lab of his beloved cats arse and malt was wanting to bleach it white for reasons best known to himself.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 ffs DONT put them two in it , Ill get banned . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Pmsl Stan wants it nightfall already Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Someone get rfyl and whim in Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 After wandering around for what seemed like forever, they came across a deeply religous man who'd decided that going back to nature was the way to a fuller life..............it was Ideation and Mary Magdalane. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 f*****g belter, in years here ohhh FFs..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Tears fkn iPhone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,172 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Just got in from work: ..........meanwhile, Skycat was mega pissed off that her Saluki had been devoured, and swore revenge on the culprit, but she couldn't really blame the dog as it was only a dog, and dogs do eat things, so she turned her dastardly plans towards its owner instead. Realising that she was heavily out numbered, not only in terms of male versus female, but from the point of view that there were no Saluki fans in the camp, she had to come up with a plan, and she quietly slipped out of the camp and headed for a small wood not half a mile away. The others saw her leave though, but being the gentlemen they truly were, they left her alone thinking that she was communing with nature, which she was, but not in the manner they imagined. Skycat reached the wood unmolested (dag nab it, shucks etc: one can always hope!) whereupon she started to conjure a demon from the cold air of the mountain. The demon appeared in the form of a giant Saluki lurcher, but it had wall eyes, which told of its Collie blood lurking deep in its ancestry. As the beast became solid in form, it gnashed its mighty jaws, and foam flew from its nostrils as its eyes rolled wildly at hearing that one of its blood had been murdered by a Lab, of all things, and it bounded from the wood and galloped down the hill, scattering Whin and Tomo and Ideation who was trying to straddle Mary in the vague hope that they could create a better Jesus than the one that had already divided the world for so many centuries: peace and love, man: get it on! Lab and Gnasher were deep in communion in the tent .....no, not that sort of communion you idiots, the other kind! Realising that life was very short, and some things even shorter, they were attempting to fix one of the ram's horns on to Gnasher's tackle, as Lab had said he'd always fancied those African men who wore curved sticks on their dicks: he'd gone exploring up the Amazon many years ago and had been fortunate enough to meet a very gay, curvy stick man who had converted him to the joys of curvy sticks. Then all hell broke loose as the gigantic dog demon blew down the hill and with one mighty bite shredded the tent, revealing the two men in all their naked glory. Ram's horn and super glue went flying, Gnash went flying, and Lab cowered on the ground behind his dog who had been watching the whole sordid goings on from behind yet another haggis it was attempting to ingest. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 bravo skycat. I felt bad saying about the T shirt but after that, expect to be pillaged at every available moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 ...........before they went any further , Stan , who was the elected leader , decided that if RFYL put in an appearance he would be told to get his shit talking , bird spotting , scouse hating despicable face to fuk out of it ...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Got to go gang, works a calling. Keep it up(ohhh errr) folks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,725 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 Just then RFYL turned up in his small porsche mumbling something about licking somebodies head in.......... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mr scent 665 Posted December 21, 2012 Report Share Posted December 21, 2012 WTF LOL Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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