undisputed 1,664 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Meanwhile Darcy had tunneled all the way from Southernland and came up directly under RFYL's decaying body, he rummaged in his pockets and found an envelope with some pictures and a note saying "does anyone one know what these birds are" Darcy was confused as they were to small and fuzzy to recognise...this made him fly into a rager and with one shake of his ginger mane let out an almighty yell.....Scoooooooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the yell echoed of the mountainside....far away our intrepid travellers heard the roar and huddled together...lab wet himself and Penny shivered in anticipation....she recognised that sound all to well..."a rival author"....As Darcy slid from his tunnel like a giant slimy slug he called to his two minnions....come Wilf, come Moo, if this goes well you'll both get a mention in my next publication. Two short fat stumpy bow legged orc like creatures emerged from behind him and smilled knowingly. Edited December 23, 2012 by undisputed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 23, 2012 Report Share Posted December 23, 2012 (edited) Lab, who had never been bummed by an orc, rubbed his hands together and followed the lowly creatures, rubbing what was left of rfyl onto his chest as everyone knows that rfyl is a troll attractant. Mean while the surviving members of the group headed on up the road deeper into the hills, there they came across a small stone cottage, Chalkys nose wiggled "we are here lads, this is the spot" They moved slowly to the old door of the cottage, and peered into the gloomy interior "A'RIGYT LADS AND LAASSYS" and there sat Jim and snipe, amoung 1million dead rabbits, all done single handed by the pair some 5 mins before their arrival. Edited December 23, 2012 by Paid Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PIL 7 Posted December 24, 2012 Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 :laugh: I ran out of likes on the seventh page lol and lab you can stick the f*****g "artic" up ya arse lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
baw 4,360 Posted December 24, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2012 f*****g brilliant I'd like to thank all the folk of THL who contributed to this little tale, you all done fab Just a flying visit to wish all on THL a very merry Christmas from baw and all the best when it comes 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Paid 935 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Was a fecking funny thread, some of you have skills at ripping the plss :-) Merry christmas everyone, have a good un. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 6,172 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS to all the THL nutters: :laugh: have a good one sighs Skycat blearily from the bottom of her glass of Irish Cream: now relaxing on the sofa with a heap of dogs ripping the Christmas present wrappings to bits :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 Was a fecking funny thread, some of you have skills at ripping the plss :-) Merry christmas everyone, have a good un. Merry Xmas to you bud.......you have a vivid imagination.....i seem to be always in it though..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,417 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 I actualy thought it was all true !!! Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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