scothunter 12,609 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 Well it was just over the bridge from fife lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted October 31, 2012 Report Share Posted October 31, 2012 I wound have taxed the dirty c**t, watch wallet .lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Was it down by the canal Scot? My mate's in the plod and he said its rife right along the canal...all the parking spots along there are frequented by the fudge nudgers...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Dunno mate . He just said in a layby after bridge. That's f*****g terrible , the cops should arrest them. f**k all against poofs really, if they keep it to themselfs. But outside and approaching folk in cars . That's vile! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
R.A.W 1,987 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO PAY AND DISPLAY!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 I had a cracker about 5/6 years ago. Had a 90 defender and the snow was pretty deep and i had to go pick my ex and her Mum up from work. Well on the way back there was about 10 bairns lined up with snowballs, i knew what was coming... ...they rattled the side of the motor so i spun the Landy round, drove up on the kerb and flew after them. they had about a 100 metre run or so too a small dyke, shitting themselves they all dived over the dyke..... Thought my ex's Mum was going to have a heartattack.....i was pissing myself....little b*****ds!!!.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NEWKID 28,986 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 I was around 18 and coming out of a gig up the uni, walking down the hill with a load of mates, when a car flys by and something hits me in the stomach.... Thought I was shot in a drive by in exeter lol.... I was egged.... The boys thought it was hilarious..... I was fuming.... b*****ds 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wullz 408 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 My mate got me last month, driving up to his hoose and I didnt see him standing in the garden, he walloped me right in the kisser with a scraggy bit of roe that he was butchering....right in the open windae of the jeep and on the side of my puss......I nearly put the jeep over the hedge. When I got into the garden he was rolling about laughing...little fekking ginggang midget......good shot tho! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOPPER 1,809 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 next doors bmw got egged and floured last night i got home about 3 and couldnt stop chuckling to myself for hours serves the misrable old bitch right Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 next doors bmw got egged and floured last night i got home about 3 and couldnt stop chuckling to myself for hours serves the misrable old bitch right You done it didnt you Topper........... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PeakOil 352 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 Had 3 cheeky fuckers aged 17 / 18 knock on the door last night trick or treating dressed in tracky bottoms and hoodies swigging from cans of Heineken. They didn't want any sweets, only money so as one got gobby I set the hosepipe on the lot of em. After squealing like wee girls and running about fifty yards down the road and me doubled up in laughter their Big Man act made a return as they shouted WANKER, TWAT at me from a good 60 yards away. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RubyTex 1,957 Posted November 1, 2012 Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 There's two little scrotes hanging out next to my local sainsburys, its gone hallowee and they're still there today...."penny for the guy" nahhh!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kx100 66 Posted November 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2012 There all we fannys . Car dosent even have its top coat of paint on yet so it burnt the bottom off Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kx100 66 Posted November 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2012 aw well lads not even on the road two weeks and crashd alredy aw was taking my mate back to his farm last night and a deer jumpd out i swervd to miss it and put the car over a ditch into a verticel banking me mate was in the ditch trying to push me out and the wheels were spinning like feck now i need a new bumper aircon radiator normal radiator and front pannel ...rajing and i have 5 days beating to attend this week and cant get there noww Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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