Perfect non-traditional hunting companion animal

[Simoman 110]

This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO...........

You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown

 

You b*****d, Cyril was a good man and far too good for wilf, although the cockney did stay up one night watching the wrecking crew dvd with Cyril whilst i put the candles on, poured myself a glass of rose and had a bath, i did hear lots of "have it" from downstairs but always assumed this was the dvd commentary? Anyway i had the last laugh with Cyril as when he left me he didnt know i had contracted genital warts and a rather nasty coldsore..........

 

Edited to add your biased clueless attack on my character is out of order, and if you knew me at all you would know i prefer Addidas sambas with the tongue folded over. You sir, i have it on good authority also dont own either a zander or a pike, yoou packed in the "exotic wildlife protection lifestyle" when a perch was removed from your lower colon after a training session gone wrong, messers like you give us al a bad name!!!

[jessdale 416]

This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO...........

You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown

 

You b*****d, Cyril was a good man and far too good for wilf, although the cockney did stay up one night watching the wrecking crew dvd with Cyril whilst i put the candles on, poured myself a glass of rose and had a bath, i did hear lots of "have it" from downstairs but always assumed this was the dvd commentary? Anyway i had the last laugh with Cyril as when he left me he didnt know i had contracted genital warts and a rather nasty coldsore..........

 

Edited to add your biased clueless attack on my character is out of order, and if you knew me at all you would know i prefer Addidas sambas with the tongue folded over. You sir, i have it on good authority also dont own either a zander or a pike, yoou packed in the "exotic wildlife protection lifestyle" when a perch was removed from your lower colon after a training session gone wrong, messers like you give us al a bad name!!!

You will not be so mouthy when we meet at a show my friend. Look out for me and say it to my face. On more than one occasion i have been told i look like a older,shorter,much fatter,greyer,paler skinned,less muscled version of the all round entertainer Chico so keep your eyes open. Oh and i will have a pike gaffer taped to a skateboard with me.

[Simoman 110]

This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO...........

You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown

 

You b*****d, Cyril was a good man and far too good for wilf, although the cockney did stay up one night watching the wrecking crew dvd with Cyril whilst i put the candles on, poured myself a glass of rose and had a bath, i did hear lots of "have it" from downstairs but always assumed this was the dvd commentary? Anyway i had the last laugh with Cyril as when he left me he didnt know i had contracted genital warts and a rather nasty coldsore..........

 

Edited to add your biased clueless attack on my character is out of order, and if you knew me at all you would know i prefer Addidas sambas with the tongue folded over. You sir, i have it on good authority also dont own either a zander or a pike, yoou packed in the "exotic wildlife protection lifestyle" when a perch was removed from your lower colon after a training session gone wrong, messers like you give us al a bad name!!!

You will not be so mouthy when we meet at a show my friend. Look out for me and say it to my face. On more than one occasion i have been told i look like a older,shorter,much fatter,greyer,paler skinned,less muscled version of the all round entertainer Chico so keep your eyes open. Oh and i will have a pike gaffer taped to a skateboard with me.

 

Im quoting all our correspondence as i like the annoying way it reads for others...........You sir will be enjoying hospital food and eating through a straw for the foreseeable future!! And i have heard you do in fact resemble anolder,shorter,fatter,greyer,paler skinned, less muscled version of chico, well i have often been told i look like a taller, yonger, well muscled Christopher Biggins, so dont go crying to the authorities when i go all "safari" on your ass and when i have finished giving you a fine display of Brasilian Jui Jitsu mixed with a little boxercise and a dash of yoga. And whilst you lie in a pool of your own piss and faecal matter "Damascus" (with aqua lung) will make your pathtic freshwater roach muncher his bitch................see you at the shows fish boy

[jessdale 416]

This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO...........

You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown

 

You b*****d, Cyril was a good man and far too good for wilf, although the cockney did stay up one night watching the wrecking crew dvd with Cyril whilst i put the candles on, poured myself a glass of rose and had a bath, i did hear lots of "have it" from downstairs but always assumed this was the dvd commentary? Anyway i had the last laugh with Cyril as when he left me he didnt know i had contracted genital warts and a rather nasty coldsore..........

 

Edited to add your biased clueless attack on my character is out of order, and if you knew me at all you would know i prefer Addidas sambas with the tongue folded over. You sir, i have it on good authority also dont own either a zander or a pike, yoou packed in the "exotic wildlife protection lifestyle" when a perch was removed from your lower colon after a training session gone wrong, messers like you give us al a bad name!!!

You will not be so mouthy when we meet at a show my friend. Look out for me and say it to my face. On more than one occasion i have been told i look like a older,shorter,much fatter,greyer,paler skinned,less muscled version of the all round entertainer Chico so keep your eyes open. Oh and i will have a pike gaffer taped to a skateboard with me.

 

Im quoting all our correspondence as i like the annoying way it reads for others...........You sir will be enjoying hospital food and eating through a straw for the foreseeable future!! And i have heard you do in fact resemble anolder,shorter,fatter,greyer,paler skinned, less muscled version of chico, well i have often been told i look like a taller, yonger, well muscled Christopher Biggins, so dont go crying to the authorities when i go all "safari" on your ass and when i have finished giving you a fine display of Brasilian Jui Jitsu mixed with a little boxercise and a dash of yoga. And whilst you lie in a pool of your own piss and faecal matter "Damascus" (with aqua lung) will make your pathtic freshwater roach muncher his bitch................see you at the shows fish boy

You really are a nasty piece of work. You will have heard through the grape vine that my mates mothers sisters brother in laws wifes window cleaners 2nd cousin had her tonsils removed and the food in the hospital was so bad she could not eat breakfast on the first day of her 5 day stay yet you are spouting i will "enjoy" hospital food!. You are twisted

[Simoman 110]

This is a young "Geoff" with my then life partner Cyril, he wasted 17 good years and blew it all on a one night stand with the bass guitarist from 's pop group Big Country................but im not bitter. Cyril was later credited with inventing the i pad, and is now located in California where he runs a successfull colonic irrigation centre servicing some of the Hollywood greats including Donald Pleasence, Martin Scorsese and the drummer from ELO...........

You ,my man, are delusional if you think he only had ONE one night stand!. Wilf and his mate raol moat passed him around like a tear and share garlic bread. Anyway that aint you in the picture with the shark!, how do i know?, because you are never seen out with your old skool air max with the visible air bubble. Clown

 

You b*****d, Cyril was a good man and far too good for wilf, although the cockney did stay up one night watching the wrecking crew dvd with Cyril whilst i put the candles on, poured myself a glass of rose and had a bath, i did hear lots of "have it" from downstairs but always assumed this was the dvd commentary? Anyway i had the last laugh with Cyril as when he left me he didnt know i had contracted genital warts and a rather nasty coldsore..........

 

Edited to add your biased clueless attack on my character is out of order, and if you knew me at all you would know i prefer Addidas sambas with the tongue folded over. You sir, i have it on good authority also dont own either a zander or a pike, yoou packed in the "exotic wildlife protection lifestyle" when a perch was removed from your lower colon after a training session gone wrong, messers like you give us al a bad name!!!

You will not be so mouthy when we meet at a show my friend. Look out for me and say it to my face. On more than one occasion i have been told i look like a older,shorter,much fatter,greyer,paler skinned,less muscled version of the all round entertainer Chico so keep your eyes open. Oh and i will have a pike gaffer taped to a skateboard with me.

 

Im quoting all our correspondence as i like the annoying way it reads for others...........You sir will be enjoying hospital food and eating through a straw for the foreseeable future!! And i have heard you do in fact resemble anolder,shorter,fatter,greyer,paler skinned, less muscled version of chico, well i have often been told i look like a taller, yonger, well muscled Christopher Biggins, so dont go crying to the authorities when i go all "safari" on your ass and when i have finished giving you a fine display of Brasilian Jui Jitsu mixed with a little boxercise and a dash of yoga. And whilst you lie in a pool of your own piss and faecal matter "Damascus" (with aqua lung) will make your pathtic freshwater roach muncher his bitch................see you at the shows fish boy

You really are a nasty piece of work. You will have heard through the grape vine that my mates mothers sisters brother in laws wifes window cleaners 2nd cousin had her tonsils removed and the food in the hospital was so bad she could not eat breakfast on the first day of her 5 day stay yet you are spouting i will "enjoy" hospital food!. You are twisted

 

I heard it was your next door neighbours cousins sisters uncle whos dad appeared on Jeremy Kyles show, and i heard he was in the hospital after choking on a pike bone after one of your sub standard "freshwater predators" was culled!!!!!

 

P.S I feel like labspastic with these multiple quotes...........

[Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin]

Come on lab you cant get a labrador to retrive let alone train a stoat or cheetah to hunt

 

ATB Cookie

[The one 8,585]

I saw a family of weasels in a wildlife park in south wales a few years ago but although they had them for a while the still froze etc when you where near them i thought they might have been better releasing them . one of my mates had a tame fox he kept it on lead running the length of his garden and used to shoot dog foxes that came into visit her till the bosses terrier bumped into her

[leegreen 2,247]

Ermm yep there is, can't believe im debating this shite

What you need is a weekend cigarette

[leegreen 2,247]

Has anyone thought of domesticating/training a pike?. I have a dream of training one by slapping it around the face with a photo of the fish i want it to catch, kind of make it mad at that fish!. Then i could gaffer tape it to a skateboard at night so it could whip around the yard guarding the bull cross because those pike have big teeth!. Could it be done?

 

I did it with a zander, much 'arder than a pike...

I have already trained a zander, how do you think i got the fish to photograph to train the pike??. Doh !

 

I had some Perch that would take worms out of your hand. They were kept in a tank with a Large Axolotl and they used to play shaking tug o war with the worms until they broke. They were proper 'ard.

[Ideation 8,217]

Just what you need to read when you come home at 2am

 

My dads mate used to have a tame fox, and it had a cub that was tame as well.

[The Duncan 802]

Gem, lay off ratreepers special ciggies.............

owned!

[poacher3161 1,766]

One of these might be better for a pot smoker.

[Simoman 110]

Del, there is a story behind that sloth. After being captured by local tribesman and sold as a sex toy to a wealthy Lithuanian buisnessman "Pedro", tired of being violated and having his back fur used as a kleenex after sorid late night sessions where drink, drugs and endless bowls of werthers originals were passed around, "Pedro" woke up to find the boundries had been exceeded, somebody had given him a basin hairstyle!!! This was the proverbrial straw that broke the camels back and after paying a fee of 100 euros "Pedro" was allowed to stow away in a roadies truck after the band Dexys Midnight Runners had performed a sell out concert to 1,233 people in the captial Vilnius, it was a concern that the authorities on the borders would notice the awfull animal type smell and the game would be up, but luckily enough the police were well aware of Dexys pugent aroma.

 

"Pedro" crossed seven countries in four days and eventually found himself working as a nutritional advisor for a well known health food store, he later graduated with honours from Oxford University before a late night booze induced street fight cost him his life.................

[Parabuteos lad 878]

[Lab 10,979]

Come on lab you cant get a labrador to retrive let alone train a stoat or cheetah to hunt

 

ATB Cookie

I got one to do it once................i was chuffed to bits.....