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i recomend you get some panty liners if you drink it regular as it makes your arse bleed

When you walk out the pub after drinking proper cider. Be careful not to cough because you will follow through and shite yourself lol

there was a old pup near me had scrumpy on the bar in an old plastic sherry barrel, if you ordered a pint he use to stick a knitting needle up the tap to clear the bits so he could pour it

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I'm banned from making scrumpy now.......wife found me and my mate on the deck last summer, crying our eyes out and talking absolute keech....cant remember a thing......good stuff.....

 

sounds like me on my stag do :icon_redface:

wifes banned me from drinking any cider :cray: , last time i drank it were last year. foxfan gave me some stuff, sure he had topped it up with piss as ive tasted better but was very strong :blink: ..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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"RIGHT up inCIDER!" :D

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Got the hangover of hangovers after a party. The locals had picked the apples then set about the serious business of brewing ready for this 50th bash. Like the best stuff it went down like you were drinking juice. :drinks:

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A farm i hunt on makes all his own stuff, needless to say every single time iv been there, heis a very merry chap indeed, bi old oak barrels just burbeling away in the old piggery. funny that i can never remmber much about the day before lol, its the proper stuff with the bits floating in it, good stuff fir pla, cheers all HH

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The old VG shop where i used to live used to sell cider called "Pulse", buy 4 cans get 4 free, £4, 7.5% proof, like clear spring water, had a tang of vinegar to it, not the nicest tasting stuff, tasted like it was hiding something,.

 

Me and my mate bought some one evening, and he was a regular drinker, what a f*****g stae on two blokes, he said, "I'm gonna have to drive to work in the morning, you cant expect me to walk in this condition" lol, he phoned in sick :bad: :bad: :D , f****n ponce lol. I, on the other hand, went to work, felt like i had a whacker plate inside my head all day. Good craic though.

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I'm banned from making scrumpy now.......wife found me and my mate on the deck last summer, crying our eyes out and talking absolute keech....cant remember a thing......good stuff.....

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See, now the sun is shining and I am smacking my lips, thinking of lovely cider........never mind the hangover....how bad could it be?

 

I know where there is a wee old orchard that noone else uses....and the apples just go to waste.........fekk it! Cider again this year.....got the gear, will have the apples....what could go wrong?

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When i was in my teens it was K's cider...in a black bottle........... :bad:

I remember my mate was visiting family somewhere down south and he came home with a few litres of "Toe Curling Cider".....f**k knows where he got it but it came in a wee square platic bottle that looked like screen wash bottle...... :D

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I love cider, usually drink normal stuff like Magners but I do love testing all the ones I don't know. I love the dangerous stuff that tastes like apple juice so you drink 5-6 fast and then it feels like you just got punched in the jaw, you don't get knocked out but as far as memory goes you might as well have been. I think I have had good times on it :hmm:

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Black rat and cheddar valley usually sold along with old rosie, spent my 21st drinking cheddar valley, results weren't great! made for some funny pictures though :)

 

Went to a wedding in bath years ago and one of the lads was a cider drinker. He developed a taste for Cheddar Valley in the pub next to the church before the wedding, and by the time we got to the night do he was trying to start a fight with the grooms brother in law and the rest of the in laws! :laugh: Funny thing is he's the quietest, soundest bloke you could hope to meet sober and by the time the night was through he'd been been smacked twice, and that was by two of his own mates! :laugh:

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